guys, don't try this at home

[wednesdayagain]

I just feel that I have to share this moment of stupidity of mine.

Like all regular people, I was singing in the shower. I reached an awesome part of the song so I did the Freddie Mercury

To add to the epicness, I decided to swing my arm down. However, to avoid hitting the wall, I had to swerve and change my swing angle.
Guess what happened after that. Yep, I whacked myself hard in the balls....sigh...

Anyone have similar experiences?

 

[RitchS]

I just feel that I have to share this moment of stupidity of mine.

Like all regular people, I was singing in the shower. I reached an awesome part of the song so I did the Freddie Mercury
To add to the epicness, I decided to swing my arm down. However, to avoid hitting the wall, I had to swerve and change my swing angle.
Guess what happened after that. Yep, I whacked myself hard in the balls....sigh...

Anyone have similar experiences?

Not that I'd ever admit to before hundreds of people. I have, however, hit myself in the face with a hammer...more than once.

 

[Truktek2]

Nope, but in all honesty, I can't remember showering with you.

 

[nutso42]

I do not believe I've ever worn that outfit in the shower before.

 

[colcifer]

Oh, we men can be so stupid at times... Great story.

 

[Definitely]

Playing volleyball, went up for a huge hit, was too eager, and took a huge swing. I missed the ball and my follow-through was off (because I missed the ball) and my fist went full speed into my balls...

Almost sent myself to the bench, and this was just a couple weeks ago...

 

[Winfred]

Many years ago, when microwaves first came out (and dinosaurs roamed freely), I tried hard boiling an egg in our microwave.

Put the egg in a little plastic bowl, filled it with water, popped it in the microwave for about 5 minutes, then let it sit and cool off.

Picked up the egg, tapped it with a spoon...

...and my wife and I spent the next few hours cleaning up tiny bits of egg all over our kitchen. And my clothes. And my hair.

And I had to buy new shorts.

 

[hover]

Sometimes you just gotta grab the mic.

 

[klejst]

The most epic off topic post ever!

 

[ShredderMaximus]

Kicked myself in the gonads once. I have no idea how, I'm not even that flexible, but I kicked myself in the gonads.

 

[chris1125]

Many years ago, when microwaves first came out (and dinosaurs roamed freely), I tried hard boiling an egg in our microwave.

Put the egg in a little plastic bowl, filled it with water, popped it in the microwave for about 5 minutes, then let it sit and cool off.

Picked up the egg, tapped it with a spoon...

...and my wife and I spent the next few hours cleaning up tiny bits of egg all over our kitchen. And my clothes. And my hair.

And I had to buy new shorts.

Pics or it didn't happen haha that's awesome.

 

[neo 7]

Kicked myself in the gonads once. I have no idea how, I'm not even that flexible, but I kicked myself in the gonads.

I smack the heel of my foot into my nuts all the time getting out of bed.

My old roommate used to wake me up and yell, "Kenny, come look at this!" just to see if I would do it.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Hahaha.

I was drunk at a bar playing some pool and I was swaggering around with the stick like I had a giant Johnson. Being drunk I stumbled a little bit and before I could recover I bumped into the wall and rammed the end of my pool cue right into my nads. It was so bad I couldn't walk right for the rest of the evening.

 

[wednesdayagain]

Pics or it didn't happen haha that's awesome.

Yeah I want to try microwaving eggs now. Found a video of what it looks like

 

[chris1125]

Kicked myself in the gonads once. I have no idea how, I'm not even that flexible, but I kicked myself in the gonads.

This made me die laughing for some reason.

 

[Atoz]

Hahaha.

I was drunk at a bar playing some pool and I was swaggering around with the stick like I had a giant Johnson. Being drunk I stumbled a little bit and before I could recover I bumped into the wall and rammed the end of my pool cue right into my nads. It was so bad I couldn't walk right for the rest of the evening.

Haha... I can so see this happening.

 

[bassteban]

It truly is remarkable how frequently one's testes get in the way of something larger and heavier, moving w/considerable rapidity. *Inadvertantly whacked myself in the balls club* anyone? I think the members list could swell hugely.

 

[BigDaddyMick]

Yeah I want to try microwaving eggs now. Found a video of what it looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6VmjMg_GA

Until this thread, I had no idea that you could do that. Awesome!

 

[fourstringdrums]

I almost broke my nose with a drumstick once. I had my eyes closed and SOMEHOW I came down with the stick across the bridge of my nose.

 

[Josh Pelican]

When I was younger I tried to mimic a wrestler's (I think it was Booker T) taunt. All I'm going to say is my right hand went into a fan on high speed.

There was another time when I was playing badminton with my younger cousin. In an attempt to show off, I jumped and swung as hard as I could. Missed one birdie, hit the other. I landed in the fetal position. I could hear him laughing his ass off over my moans of pain. I recall my dad coming out and saying, "Supper's ready! Hey, what happened to him?" My cousin simply said, "I don't know." They went in to eat while I held my genitals, almost in tears.

About half way through supper, I slowly made my way into the cottage. My mom asked if I was ready to eat, I raised my hand and shook my head no. I laid down on my bed around 7:30 in the evening and slept for 12 hours.

Why didn't anyone check on me? I was on the ground for at least 15 minutes.