Guys wearing "skinny" pants

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassinplace, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. bassinplace


    Dec 1, 2008
    You're wearing women's pants. How do you not realize this? You're venturing dangerously close to 80's spandex fashion. Man up.
  2. jj4001


    Dec 27, 2010
    Providence, RI
    Tell it to Robert Plant.
  3. bassinplace


    Dec 1, 2008
    Or one of any numerous rock stars. I'll give the celebrities a pass on it though, even though it's still goofy as hell. Seeing some everyday joe at the bank increases the goofy factor about 20 fold, though.
  4. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    I work with a dude that wears man capris. He is a douche.
  5. Biggbass


    Dec 14, 2011
    Planet Earth
    Even women wearing skinny pants sometimes looks ridiculous.
    But what's with every single woman in America wearing stretch pants all the time?
  6. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    I call it the "pancake butt effect". Even chicks with nice posteriors suffer from it when they wear those hipster knickers.
  7. Frank Tuesday

    Frank Tuesday

    Jul 11, 2008
    Austin, TX
    Who cares what other people wear?
  8. Back in the late 60's and early 70's, we wore tight pants.

    But these "skinny" pants these days, holy cow, you really have to be skeletal. And if you're not and try to squeeze your ass into a pair, you just look ridiculous.

    I'm 54, and I exercise and have a strict diet just so I can continue getting into a pair of slim boot cut jeans. But I will never, nor have I ever at any time in my life, been able to get into such blood flow restrictors.
  9. I wear skinny jeans, they are stretchy and super comfortable. Not skin tight though.

  10. Ah, stretchy. So that's the trick.
  11. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups
    I like skinny jeans on me - and on some of the ladies - not all!
  12. mpdd

    mpdd neoconceptualist

    Mar 24, 2010
    levis stopped making the big carpenter pants when i was in ny and it changed the world
  13. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    I can't even look at skinny jeans. Even with 501s my donk and guads are right at the limit.
  14. T-birdfan


    Jan 29, 2001
    Ontario, Canada
    Anyone see the Always Sunny episode where Frank ( Danny Devito ) discovers skinny jeans? Priceless.
  15. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    501s forever
    I have slim jeans but not the elastic "jeggings"
    I do liike a fitted suit.
  16. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups
    I would think that could lead to popularity with the ladies, yes?
  17. robwiacek


    Jan 21, 2014
    He's not a douche.... He's a footballer mate!
  18. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    i know, lolololol!!! it looks sooo desperate to me, in most cases. i really get a kick when the "Big Gurlz" think they look hott with all that bulge at the seams,... priceless!;)
  19. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I am still bitter that mens' bell bottoms have been unavailable for mass consumption throughout my entire adult life.
  20. A-Step-Towards

    A-Step-Towards Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2009
    Los Angeles California
    Levi 510 and 511's for life. Right now I have the classic vans on, Levi 510's and a Sabbath t shirt on. I like that look, I feel comfortable, I am in my early 20's and girls dig the way I dress and I havent had issues there. Also you can be hung and it all fits in skinny jeans, just ask you're mom.:)

    When I see a middle aged guy with a huge beer gut, loose fitting dockers and a golf shirt, I am rather disgusted at how someone could be such a example of totally giving up on thier body but I don't start a thread on it.