Guys wearing "skinny" pants

[bassinplace]

You're wearing women's pants. How do you not realize this? You're venturing dangerously close to 80's spandex fashion. Man up.

 

[jj4001]

Tell it to Robert Plant.

 

[bassinplace]

Or one of any numerous rock stars. I'll give the celebrities a pass on it though, even though it's still goofy as hell. Seeing some everyday joe at the bank increases the goofy factor about 20 fold, though.

 

[cheezewiz]

I work with a dude that wears man capris. He is a douche.

 

[Biggbass]

Even women wearing skinny pants sometimes looks ridiculous.
But what's with every single woman in America wearing stretch pants all the time?

 

[Bloodhammer]

Even women wearing skinny pants sometimes looks ridiculous.

I call it the "pancake butt effect". Even chicks with nice posteriors suffer from it when they wear those hipster knickers.

 

[Frank Tuesday]

Who cares what other people wear?

 

[electracoyote]

Back in the late 60's and early 70's, we wore tight pants.

But these "skinny" pants these days, holy cow, you really have to be skeletal. And if you're not and try to squeeze your ass into a pair, you just look ridiculous.

I'm 54, and I exercise and have a strict diet just so I can continue getting into a pair of slim boot cut jeans. But I will never, nor have I ever at any time in my life, been able to get into such blood flow restrictors.

 

[iamlowsound]

I wear skinny jeans, they are stretchy and super comfortable. Not skin tight though.

lowsound

 

[electracoyote]

I wear skinny jeans, they are stretchy and super comfortable. Not skin tight though.

lowsound

Ah, stretchy. So that's the trick.

 

[TBird1958]

I like skinny jeans on me - and on some of the ladies - not all!

 

[mpdd]

levis stopped making the big carpenter pants when i was in ny and it changed the world

 

[DerHoggz]

I can't even look at skinny jeans. Even with 501s my donk and guads are right at the limit.

 

[T-birdfan]

Anyone see the Always Sunny episode where Frank ( Danny Devito ) discovers skinny jeans? Priceless.

 

[chuck norriss]

501s forever
I have slim jeans but not the elastic "jeggings"
I do liike a fitted suit.

 

[TBird1958]

I can't even look at skinny jeans. Even with 501s my donk and guads are right at the limit.

I would think that could lead to popularity with the ladies, yes?

 

[robwiacek]

He's not a douche.... He's a footballer mate!

 

[pacojas]

But what's with every single woman in America wearing stretch pants all the time?

i know, lolololol!!! it looks sooo desperate to me, in most cases. i really get a kick when the "Big Gurlz" think they look hott with all that bulge at the seams,... priceless!

 

[Unrepresented]

I am still bitter that mens' bell bottoms have been unavailable for mass consumption throughout my entire adult life.

 

[A-Step-Towards]

Levi 510 and 511's for life. Right now I have the classic vans on, Levi 510's and a Sabbath t shirt on. I like that look, I feel comfortable, I am in my early 20's and girls dig the way I dress and I havent had issues there. Also you can be hung and it all fits in skinny jeans, just ask you're mom.

When I see a middle aged guy with a huge beer gut, loose fitting dockers and a golf shirt, I am rather disgusted at how someone could be such a example of totally giving up on thier body but I don't start a thread on it.