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Guys wearing "skinny" pants

Major Metal...I actually LOL'd at that comment. I work with an openly gay guy and his judgement is, men may wear skinny jeans if they are skinny, however, no man of any shape or size should ever wear any variety of cargo pants.
 
Jeans, harumph. What am I? A common ruffian walking down the street toward some kind of manual labor?

If the world of clothestuffs continues to devolve like this, we'll soon see people traipsing about town in ragged pelts.

Now pardon me, it's time for my house tailors to sew my pants on for the day.
 
I love the responses "why do you care what pother people wear?!" with this air of indignation. News flash for ya trendsucker:

If YOU didn't care so much about what other people are wearing, why'd you put on the ridiculous hipster panties in the first place?

For every one guy that looks OK in them, there are several hundred who only THINK they look OK in them, lol.
 
I love the responses "why do you care what pother people wear?!" with this air of indignation. News flash for ya trendsucker:

If YOU didn't care so much about what other people are wearing, why'd you put on the ridiculous hipster panties in the first place?

For every one guy that looks OK in them, there are several hundred who only THINK they look OK in them, lol.

I don't care what other people choose to wear, and I don't wear those "ridiculous hipster panties". To be upset over something as trivial as the cloths other people wear just seems weird to me.
 
my quads and ass are huge and my waist small, i cant even wear regular jeans. i need baggy fit just to be able to sit down.
Bonobos......you'll find what you need.

I just think people should wear clothes that fit, and apparently "fit" is very subjective. Superman (no need to google image fat guy in superman costume) wears spandex because gosh darn it he can pull it off. Fat folks in fitting clothes that do nothing but redistribute the bulge to some other place where it comes flaying out like a thin spot in an inner-tube...not so much.

She's not laughing because she's impressed...
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Saggy butt, skinny leg jeans look uber stupid. On everyone. Really. If you think you don't look like an idiot in them, you are sadly mistaken.

For anyone asking "what do you care what other people wear?" To that I will offer that "care" might be a strong word.

Instead, I'll ask a question back at you: "why are you wearing pants that are RIDICULOUSLY unflattering (at best) and way more often than not, make the wearer look like nothing but another hipster trendoid fad-sucker who is trying to inhale the world through his anus?"


Just like the waist band below the butt in the 90s, or even bellbottoms in the 70s. They make the wearer look stupid/fad-humping beyond polite description.


Yeah, lol. Expressing yourself? By purchasing pants designed to fit you badly, and make you look like an (expletive deleted) putz, while exploiting your need to look like every other hipster doofus fad-sucker?

Way to go "trend setter"! :p



Any other questions?


Lol ... certainly sounds like you care :p
 
Bonobos......you'll find what you need.

I just think people should wear clothes that fit, and apparently "fit" is very subjective. Superman (no need to google image fat guy in superman costume) wears spandex because gosh darn it he can pull it off. Fat folks in fitting clothes that do nothing but redistribute the bulge to some other place where it comes flaying out like a thin spot in an inner-tube...not so much.

She's not laughing because she's impressed...
world-tightest-pair-of-jeans.jpg

I wish I has pics of some of the sights I've seen. Toe seems to be a fashion statement.
 
She's not laughing because she's impressed...
world-tightest-pair-of-jeans.jpg
That looks simply uncomfortable. No room to get a hand in for adjustment. That's as tight as I want them - not sloppy loose but I should be able to get a hand under the waistband if I am standing and slightly suck in my stomach. I'm big but don't have a protruding gut. Working hard to keep it that way.

Bodily appendages need blood flow!!!!