having sexual relations with a bass???

[DavC]

i have an older T-shirt from Pedulla ... on the back , it reads " Love at first Slap "

 

[Joybass]

I see people on TB all the time getting seriously aroused by 18+ P basses with long shiny flats and luscious tort. And a sunburst tan.

 

[gln1955]

Let's face it. Isn't the reason we all play bass v. guitar is women know our instruments are longer, thicker and go down deeper?

 

[DuranFanWI]

Let's face it. Isn't the reason we all play bass v. guitar is women know our instruments are longer, thicker and go down deeper?

No short scale here, yo. Plus we really know how to hit that groove.

 

[tavi]

Is sexual relations with your bass more or less moral than sexual relations with the drummers girlfriend?

 

[DuranFanWI]

Is sexual relations with your bass more or less moral than sexual relations with the drummers girlfriend?

Hmmm, unsure. Let me call Richie Kotzen, he might have some insight on that one.

 

[Gilmourisgod]

Well, It's better than Spankin' the Plank

 

[RyanKW]

In my experience, it's the non musicians who use that term. Like they think all we do is slap it. It's annoying. Is it some sort of Adam Sandler reference or something? They always do it in stupid Adam Sandler voice.

 

[Cosmo Dalton]

Talking to Non-Musician's about music is like trying explain algebra to a dog.

 

[CryingBass]

I keep getting depressed when she tells me she doesn't like my short scale...

 

[GeneralElectric]

Fassa? Fassa, is that you?

Damn Sexy Shergolds.

 

[d-dave]

*just because*

In before the lock.

 

[Jimmy4string]

What is the best sex bass for metal?

 

[backin82]

Nun-musician is kinda misleading.

I always check in on threads like this, mainly because I want to read the first response post.

You did not disappoint!!!

 

[Jay2U]

No! My basses are way to young for that.

 

[Moe Hickey]

Here.

 

[PunkNerve]

While we're at it, any actual bass player who uses the incredibly annoying term "slappa da bass" should have his bass license revoked, be run out of town and dumped off a bridge.

WatchMojo used it once, I cringed to death.

 

[twinjet]

I can't believe this is even a thread.

 

[CryingBass]

I can't believe this is even a thread.

A 4-pager too so far! Can a humane EOT be far off?

 

[Joedog]

What kind of bass sex is best for metal?

Ore-al!