having sexual relations with a bass???

[RichardWienerGuitars]

so my buddy (nun-musician) called me up to see what I'm doing tonight and I told him "not much just gonna be SLAPPIN' DA BASS" but he took that to mean having sexual relations with a bass???? so that got me thinking, is slappin' da bass a misleading term?

 

[2saddleslab]

Nun-musician is kinda misleading.

 

[bholder]

I'm really glad this didn't turn out to be another "how do you clean this off the freboard" thread.

 

[repoman]

 

[Gopherbassist]

Fassa? Fassa, is that you?

 

[Obese Chess]

 

[catcauphonic]

Nun-musician is kinda misleading.

Explains why they so pious (< did i use that word right??)

 

[two fingers]

What is this "nun musician" you speak of?

 

[two fingers]

While we're at it, any actual bass player who uses the incredibly annoying term "slappa da bass" should have his bass license revoked, be run out of town and dumped off a bridge.

 

[Chasarms]

As it relates to this topic, I should mention that there is significant difference between active and passive.

 

[catcauphonic]

As it relates to this topic, I should mention that there is significant difference between active and passive.

 

[Kukulkan61]

I had a sexual relationship with a Bass once only because it had an F hole...

 

[dbase]

If "Slappin da Bass" is the same as "Spanking your Monkey" I'm guilty as all hell

 

[calypsocoral302]

And now for something completely different...

 

[edencab]

my bass has a G string...sometimes it buzzes

 

[Hahaha]

Oh . . . . so that's why that little hole is called a jack.

 

[snarebear]

Would that damage a nitro finish?

 

[ZenG]

What is this "nun musician" you speak of?
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That ain't no nun. That's Geddy Lee....Halloween 1986.

 

[Richie Se7en]

Nun-musician is kinda misleading.

Kinda reminds me of an old joke; Which kind of meat can a priest eat on Fridays?

 

[barebones]

What kind of bass sex is best for metal?