having sexual relations with a bass???

[pcake]

the only nun musician i've known of

 

[DiMarco]

Depends on how openminded the wife is and whether or not you hit the brown note.

 

[JGbassman]

I try and not hang out with non musical types, unless they are really cute and laugh at my dumb jokes. (Laughing at dumb jokes optional)

 

[dreamadream99]

Since the phrase is actually a quote from the movie "I Love You, Man," and in the movie the context is void of any sexuality, I do not feel the phrase is misleading at all. In fact, there are fewer people that haven't seen that movie than don't play bass.

 

[Ninevolt]

Was it your bass you were slapping or....

 

[shodan]

 

[GBassNorth]

I had planned on posting something smart here, but after considering a probable ban from TB I decided the smartest thing to post in this thread is...

...In before the lock down!

 

[navijaz]

I am assuming "non-musician" is code for "drummer"?

 

[baxter_x]

Since I joined TB, I've seen weird threads. But this one is on top everything I've seen here.

 

[Wisebass]

...In before the lock down!

won't happen as long as you don't talk about MIM basses being slapped for money after "praise and worship"

may the bass be with you

Wis(b)ass

 

[Oddly]

While we're at it, any actual bass player who uses the incredibly annoying term "slappa da bass" should have his bass license revoked, be run out of town and dumped off a bridge.

My first thought too...

 

[Honch]

I have a headless bass so it can never give me head anyway. As for all g-string jokes coming up...

 

[Honch]

Active and passive basses....well, how about submissive basses? Are there any out there? There are som sub-contra basses... ok, bring on all sexual innuendos.

 

[TyBo]

Well, "slappin' da bass" is probably less suggestive than "spanking the plank", as guitar players sometimes say, for whatever that's worth ...

 

[Tom Bomb]

What kind of bass sex is best for metal?

Steely Dan?

 

[Medicine Man]

I've had a lady from the crowd tell me I should be slapping her #$$ instead of my bass, so I don't think the question is that far out.

 

[guy n. cognito]

so my buddy (nun-musician) called me up to see what I'm doing tonight and I told him "not much just gonna be SLAPPIN' DA BASS" but he took that to mean having sexual relations with a bass???? so that got me thinking, is slappin' da bass a misleading term?

You've been on quite the roll of highly inquisitive and thought-provoking post. Your contributions to this site are innumerable and above reproach.

 

[Modler]

I am so very sorry about this, but...

Slap meme

• Modler
• Feb 22, 2017
• slap slap bass

 

[buldog5151bass]

I've had a lady from the crowd tell me I should be slapping her #$$ instead of my bass, so I don't think the question is that far out.

That's an offer you can't ignore. But tell her you need access to her G string.

 

[Frank77]

Once a upon a time, this forum was full of informative and useful threads, such as "How can I safely set my bass on fire during a show?".

But now, we're down to this. Such a shame.