I am sorry to have confused you with my attempt to write something interesting. Please be patient with me, as English is not my first language (it's not even not my second).
Would "fat-string aficionado" burry the misleading ambiguity?
Also I sincerely didn't want to body-shame someone in this forum, mea culpa!
Apologies tendered. I guess I should have used a smiley emoji in my post. I was just funnin' ya. And I see no need for you to apologize regarding your English; you speak and write as well as a native. It's just that I (and others) can sometimes be overly aware of syntactical or grammatical opportunities to make a joke. But it was just a joke, not a criticism.