Help me Rename my Band

[funkingroovin]

What type of band are you guys? Or better yet,give us one adjective for each member..

I've always been a fan of "The Cunning Stunts",but never could get everyone on board for that one..

 

[SirMjac28]

Free Beer
Godzilla's Babies
Superman's a Punk
Curious George's

 

[Spent]

We were going to use Viagra Falls, but it just conjured up images of an old pervert diving an ice cream truck.

 

[Topspin]

Trouser Armadillos.

 

[cristian MM93]

Ashwall

 

[DrCannabass]

The Road Dawgs

 

[ozzyismetal]

Lirty Dixx

 

[Immigrant]

Led Zeppelin

 

[Groove Doctor]

The Sugar Daddies.

I like that one but it won't work for my jazz band.

 

[Bassist4Eris]

I will confess that I saw this thread pop up over and over and had no intention of clicking on it until I saw it was Mellowinman. This is important because:

1. Mellowinman is the funniest guy on TB (with the possible exception of Phalex)

2. Dirty Lixx is the worst name I've ever heard, and I've heard a few.

3. I said so.

And with that, may I suggest "The Dead Parakeets"

 

[Gasman]

Led Zeppelin

This made me laugh out loud!

 

[modulusman]

Diesel Meat hook.

 

[Dbt25677]

The Angry Young'uns.

 

[1dreday]

taking grandma to apple-bee's or crusted shut

 

[Immigrant]

This made me laugh out loud!

Thank you. Thank you very much. They don't need it anymore.

I will confess that I saw this thread pop up over and over and had no intention of clicking on it until I saw it was Mellowinman. This is important because:

1. Mellowinman is the funniest guy on TB (with the possible exception of Phalex)

2. Dirty Lixx is the worst name I've ever heard, and I've heard a few.

3. I said so.

And with that, may I suggest "The Dead Parakeets"

I've had an Internet stalker crush on him for awhile. His posts are always dead on and if I see that he's started a thread or was the last to reply, I click on it. He's like Jim Jones or something.

 

[DanGouge]

Durrrrrty Lickxxxxxx

Sometimes if you make a bad idea worse it gets better. Maybe?

 

[NailDriver]

Blind Mellowinman? Barry Manilowinman?

 

[Downunderwonder]

The Far Queue.

Oh, wait, we're looking for a less offensive name than Dirty Lixx!

Get with the programme people!

Find Lucky!

 

[mellowinman]

Hey, we were almost "Forced Entry."

I hated that name just as much.

The last time I was involved in naming a band, it was "Careless Abandon."

My first band was "Stranger."

We were going to call our first album, "The Billy Joel."

You had to be around in the seventies to get that one.

I wanted to call that band "The Meek," because of 2112, but they weren't having it.

So far, all of your suggestions are terrible. Keep 'em coming. For those who don't know, we are a Classic Rock Cover Band, who pretends to be a Classic/Modern Rock Cover Band, even though it's a Dirty Lie.

We're about as modern as your grandma's undershorts.

And no, there's no potential name in any of that.

 

[Vince Klortho]

See if any of these strike your fancy.