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[MikePlaysBass]

I’m not sure we’d all even have the same definitions for half-assed.

I mean, for example, is the ass half full or half empty?

 

[evlwevl]

It’s funny because 3 years ago, I posted this title on CL
“older sucky bassist looking for folks to jam with.

I'm a middle aged father of two who likes to play guitar and bass in my bedroom....”

I’ve been playing with the same folks for the past 3 years now.We laugh now and they tell me I had them at Old and Sucky. I think I was trying to see if I anyone was crazy enough to answer my ad and oddly there were quite a few replies.

 

[JR Bass 62]

2 Half assed players should make some whole ass music. Can't wait for the album to drop.

Album is called>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Half Assed !!!!

 

[dasherf17]

Right. It’s seems pretty obvious that it’s a joke but then again who knows

I firmly believe we are our own worst critics...

 

[dasherf17]

Album is called>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Half Assed !!!!

Nice! I'll take a couple copies...one for my brother!

 

[Beejay772]

QUOTE="yodedude2, post: 25177474, member: 64889"]well, 1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4 so, it will be quarter-assed music. i'm not exactly sure what that is, but i know it when i hear it.[/QUOTE]

Actually it will be 1/2 + 1/2. That would give the full quid.

 

[dadglasser]

QUOTE="yodedude2, post: 25177474, member: 64889"]well, 1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4 so, it will be quarter-assed music. i'm not exactly sure what that is, but i know it when i hear it.

Actually it will be 1/2 + 1/2. That would give the full quid.[/QUOTE]

Definition of quid | Dictionary.com
quid [kwid]
noun
1: a portion of something, especially tobacco, that is to be chewed but not swallowed.

 

[Michedelic]

I’d rather be half-assed than half-witted.