How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

[BazzTard]

can I add a 15" lightbulb to two 10s?

 

[Joe Nerve]

My favorite light bulb joke is this:

One!

 

[Mr. Sound]

 

[Joe Nerve]

How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Ajapses]

How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to predict it will happen. One to divine the location. One to channel the new bulb in place. One to telekinetically move the bulbs. One to conjure a small lightning bolt. One to prepare the script for the History Channel documentary. Let's see....9 total!

 

[leonard]

How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you get more options with a jazz bassist.

 

[Joe Nerve]

One to predict it will happen. One to divine the location. One to channel the new bulb in place. One to telekinetically move the bulbs. One to conjure a small lightning bolt. One to prepare the script for the History Channel documentary. Let's see....9 total!

The answer was 2 posts before the question.

 

[Ajapses]

The answer was 2 posts before the question.

Somebody had to take the bait.

 

[Ruswissbass]

Is a P bulb the same versatile as a J bulb?

 

[Ayce]

Well that's a silly question. A P only has one filament.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

I prefer vintage gear. It's a little bigger and harder to move, but you can't get the right wavelengths without it.

Wow, Retro -Turbo-encabulator!

 

[VWbug]

Irrelevant.

P bass guys could get by with a candle.

 

[Greenwing]

Irrelevant.

P bass guys could get by with a candle.

Quite right - true vintage lovers would use candles - hand made - individually wax-potted, one bassist pours the wax whilst a second holds the wick steady. Same team of two then trim all the wicks for perfect tuning.

 

[Greenwing]

Ah yes, the true vintage users would use candles, not light bulbs - handmade of course, individually wax-potted wicks, so, one bassist to pour the hot wax, whilst a second bassist holds the wick steady. The same team would then trim the wicks for perfectly uniform light/sound production.

 

[cvsurg]

You know, you put a standard shade on your bulb and I dare anybody to be able to tell the difference between a vintage GE bulb and one from Dollar General....

 

[VWbug]

I'm not sure how many P bass players it takes to change a light bulb.

But I'm sure the P bass players bulb is warm, round and mellow and sits just right in the socket.

 

[Ayce]

You know, you put a standard shade on your bulb and I dare anybody to be able to tell the difference between a vintage GE bulb and one from Dollar General....

True. However, the GE bulb road wears better and holds it's light longer.

 

[kyrk01]

I would like to hear from users of multi effects light bulbs. The pros and cons.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

Hey guys!
I like the heft of p bulb, but i find that the filaments are too far apart for my liking. Has anyone done the resistor up to use the j spacing?

 

[A. D. Fairhurst]

One. I did it myself.