I am getting sued for being a hero

[5StringBlues]

Reading all of this makes me glad I never got around to posting about the time I pulled a burning building out of a baby. As soon as I got the building out, I noticed a truck careening out of control, heading right for us. I was able to toss the building up and away, getting hang time like a Ray Guy punt, before the truck hit me. It, of course, knocked me into the exact spot I had calculated the building would fall, thus, once more saving it. Since I was killed, I never had a chance to post this. It also kept me from being sued. I don't know why the news never picked up on this.

Heh! Ray Guy......

You cultural references are just as out of date as mine!

 

[Skitch it!]

Reading all of this makes me glad I never got around to posting about the time I pulled a burning building out of a baby. As soon as I got the building out, I noticed a truck careening out of control, heading right for us. I was able to toss the building up and away, getting hang time like a Ray Guy punt, before the truck hit me. It, of course, knocked me into the exact spot I had calculated the building would fall, thus, once more saving it. Since I was killed, I never had a chance to post this. It also kept me from being sued. I don't know why the news never picked up on this.

I was that truck driver, I'm so, so sorry, I thought I was someone else and I couldn't concentrate ; )

 

[5StringBlues]

I was that truck driver, I'm so, so sorry, I thought I was someone else and I couldn't concentrate ; )

He can't hear us,he's dead.

 

[Skitch it!]

He can't hear us,he's dead.

Not in my mind, never in my mind, that man, that great man, I can see him now ; )

 

[L-A]

I can see him now ; )

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[Skitch it!]

^ Yes, it's a curse 'tis true, Oliver Reed is drinking me out of house and home, Lassie is messin' up my carpet and my Great-grandmother is still harping on about the price of potatoes, but what can you do? What...can...you...do? ; )

 

[shadowtippy]

^ Yes, it's a curse 'tis true, Oliver Reed is drinking me out of house and home, Lassie is messin' up my carpet and my Great-grandmother is still harping on about the price of potatoes, but what can you do? What...can...you...do? ; )

House sit for the homeless.

 

[taphappy]

Almost an incidental haiku

 

[Skitch it!]

House sit for the homeless.

Your alive again! Deep joy! ; )

 

[BullHorn]

At first I was like 'WOW!' but then I was like 'LOL'.

 

[shadowtippy]

Your alive again! Deep joy! ; )

Being a believer in reincarnation, I had to make it back, again.

 

[bassteban]

OP's TB/e-suicide has- to some extent, IMO- saved TBOT. Ironic? Dunno... I'd need to google *definiton of ironic*

 

[chatsworth]

That's horrible...I'm so sorry! But please don't stop being a hero, no all of the people rescued slap their hero in the face... Is she doing it for insurance reasons?

 

[kesslari]

Can we get "Don't Stop Believin'" to auto-play when someone clicks on this thread?

 

[hbarcat]

As funny as this is, this thread has a LOOOOOONG way to go before it becomes the colossal tar trap that the "coming out of the closet" thread became.

 

[bassteban]

My 5-yr-old asked if *Don't stop believin* was sung bu a girl- I wasn't sure how to answer...

 

[The Last Rebel]

My 5-yr-old asked if *Don't stop believin* was sung bu a girl- I wasn't sure how to answer...

There are actually a good number of Journey songs that make me think, "Hey, this chick has a nice voice!" before I remember it's Journey.

Am I a bad person?

 

[kesslari]

Ah but did Steve Perry ever rescue a falling toddler from a burning car?

 

[macaroni tony]

Can we get "Don't Stop Believin'" to auto-play when someone clicks on this thread?

Nice one