I AM THE DEVIL AND I KILLED JESUS!

[NJL]

LOL

 

[MakiSupaStar]

For the love of hell Wilson. I've always said there's no shame in how a man makes his bread, but I might need to evaluate that statement after reading about your hostess job. Not only were you paid to look pretty and seat people but you were obviously put in that position because you either didn't instill confidence in your employers that you could do anything else, or you actually proved to your employer that you were useless and they passively aggressively put you with the girls. Not that there's anything wrong with this, but I think your manager might have thought you were gay and felt that a discrimination lawsuit might have ensued if flat out failed you. I mean fired you. No, take that back, I was right. Failed you.

Then on top of this fail, you fail to tap any of the chicks because you were in 'love' with a chick that failed to respect and love you. A chick, who you add, turns out to cheat on you. I bet if you had been tapping all these chicks, that cheating chick probably wouldn't have cheated on you in fear of being kicked out of the stable, but instead she realized that you were just a dummy working as a hostess. Mudslide. An appropriate name for this pile of fail. Only Wilson can out fail Wilson. This might even top the Wilson fail wheel.

I only fail you because I am a member of the Mark Wilson Fail club. I'd say it's out of love, but you might get the wrong idea and take up another hostess job to impress me.



:scowl:

 

[Relic]

TGIFails, how may I help you?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

TGIFails, how may I help you?

LMAO. "This is Failson speaking, have your tried my fudgeslide?"

 

[Joe Gress]

 

[doctorjazz]

This thread is going places.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I just changed my facebook status to "is laughing at Mark Wilson"

 

[DudeistMonk]

I just changed my facebook status to "is laughing at Mark Wilson"

And then you had to post it on TB because nobody gives two ****s about anyone else's facebook status.




...it's not you maki I just hate what facebook has become.

 

[Relic]

I dont even go on my facebook anymore. I'm just bored to death with the thing.

 

[rap138]

I never liked it, must be an old man thing

 

[J. Crawford]

Twitter is odd, too.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Twitter blows.

 

[Ben Lesser]

Twitter blows.

Because you are clearly able to define the difference between win and fail.

 

[doctorjazz]

Because you are clearly able to define the difference between win and fail.

He does, however, know a thing or two about blowing.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

He does, however, know a thing or two about blowing.

And fail for that matter.

 

[J. Crawford]

He does, however, know a thing or two about blowing.

Where is username with the Ashton Kutcher burn?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Where is username with the Ashton Kutcher burn?

Let's not encourage him.