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I hate birds... help me destroy them all.
- Thread starter Kwesi
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Oh, you might try putting dish of cat food on your car. That will keep the birds away, and cat paws are a little easier to wash off than bird poo.
Or you could leave the paw prints and then point to them in conversation and say things like "See? My ride attracts alot of pussy"
You probably wash you car a lot... Birds will go out of their way to poop on something shiny...
SERIOUSLY...
My wife can take her car through the carwash, the next day... completely covered... when my dirty old truck's parked right next to it... its dirty, but no poop...
SERIOUSLY...
My wife can take her car through the carwash, the next day... completely covered... when my dirty old truck's parked right next to it... its dirty, but no poop...
Someone said fake owl, that works pretty good. You can use a fake snake too, the birds will stay away. You can buy 'em at the garden store.
I think putting a feeder right by it. Parking under a tree. And putting bird feed on your roof would totally work.
Just a bunch of dead birds, cats, racoons, etc.. lying around ur car...and maybe your dog..
I went to the store after reading this thread. There was a Buick in the parking lot with a pile of poo on the hood.. Not a little blop of white bird poo..a pile with a couple logs. I don't know what crapped on this dudes car, must have been like a racoon or a small dog, cat..something. Maybe a buddy of his left a Cleveland Steamer on his hood..who knows. See it can always be worse.
A silver 2004 Hyundai Santa Fe. After visiting a few different forums I'm starting to think that the color actually may have something to do with it. I read that in nature birds are used to using water as their toilets and the quasi-transluscent reflective nature of silver could lead them to confuse the two... maybe. If that is the case then I guess I'll jut have to clean it everyday.
I may still go with the BB gun if for nothing else but to vent my frustration on the little flying poop machines.
I actually seriously considered this idea for a few hours. But, it made me feel kinda evil so I decided against it. That and a read a bunch of stuff about how poison food destroys ecosystems, food supplies for humans and animals, and put them on the endangered species list. I don't know if it's that serious, but I think I'll try other options.
I don't hate all animals... just the ones that I don't like i.e. dogs, birds and elephants and the last one is only because of the times I was forced to go to the Zoo or a circus involving animals.
But somehow the BB gun still seems ok?
possibly injuring one bird at a time as compared to probably killing many... yeah, I'd say the BB gun is at least slightly less evil. But, I was half-joking about that.
...But not really.
...Sorta kinda...
But not really...
But somehow the BB gun still seems ok?
Yeah let's just kill things for pooping on a Hyundai
Prolly looks better with a fresh coat of feacies
