I hate birds... help me destroy them all.

[MatticusMania]

High On Dye

 

[Kwesi]

Yeah let's just kill things for pooping on a Hyundai

Prolly looks better with a fresh coat of feacies

Now that's just cold

 

[Nyarlathotep]

Or you could leave the paw prints and then point to them in conversation and say things like "See? My ride attracts alot of pussy"

Shame no one touched that. Sounds like an awesome caption for a pic with paw prints

 

[Solarmist]

A Tarp?

 

[hbarcat]

Dude, don't worry about it. It's just a few bird droppings. Hose your car down every couple of weeks if it gets too bad.

It's not like you're driving a Ferrari or something.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

It's not like you're driving a Ferrari or something.

Yeah. If he were, he could PAY someone to shoot the birds

 

[Jared Lash]

I drive a silver hyundai as well. my car rarely gets **** on.

Maybe not by birds.

But by women?

 

[elpezpr]

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Can you see why I hate pigeons?

Most other birds are cool... They can live...

 

[Stumbo]

Birds=flying rats.
Only you can't catch them.

You might want to carry a spray bottle with water in it. In the shade, just spray up the poop real good. Let it sit for awhile, spray it again and it should just gently wipe right off.

Car detailer spray can do the same thing.

 

[Eric Perry]

You could always get a job and get your own place with a covered parking space.

+1

Yeah let's just kill things for pooping on a Hyundai

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[L-A]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/mofunzone/damn-birds?room_id=7611

 

[Marley's Ghost]

Two seagulls are flying over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the other "I'm putting everything I got on number 8"

 

[Nyarlathotep]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/mofunzone/damn-birds?room_id=7611

I LOLed: "Thank god you're a statue with a gun"

 

[Kwesi]

*sigh* It looks like I won't be pulling headshots on any birds any time soon . It's been over 24 hours since I put the fake owl next to my car and not a drop of bird crap is on it. Of course I'm happy that my car is crap free but man was I looking forward to some BB gun fun...

 

[Lazylion]

...the color actually may have something to do with it. I read that in nature birds are used to using water as their toilets and the quasi-translucent reflective nature of silver could lead them to confuse the two...

That can't be right. My mailbox is flat black and they decorate it most enthusiastically.

 

[elpezpr]

*sigh* It looks like I won't be pulling headshots on any birds any time soon . It's been over 24 hours since I put the fake owl next to my car and not a drop of bird crap is on it. Of course I'm happy that my car is crap free but man was I looking forward to some BB gun fun...

Be sure to move the owl from time to time or it will stop working.