I have a HUGE problem and need help asap!!!

[props]

no
*said the guy sitting at home playing his $1500 bass in his underwear at 11:30 at night watching Spaceballs and surfing around of TB*
im not weird

Well, no your not weird - unless your doing it with a dead battery in your $1500 bass.

 

[Indigo_blues]

This thread's battery is far from dead.

This has got to be one of the funniest threads around.. lol.

 

[jinithith2]

I can only imagine what everyone would feel like if the battery wasnt the problem...

 

[nrssab]

Hahaha this thread is sick...
Seems everybody is useless at repairing a bass...

I hope that the problem solves out for this guy. Pretty scary that he sold his whole rig and bought a new one and nothing changed...

Good luck!

 

[NoHomework81]

I thought hydrogen robbed a bass of a lot of its low end
Mine runs on nuclear energy. my second pair of arms thats starting to sprout from my shoulderblades could act as the strap and hold the bass up!! ooh maybe arms will give even better tonality than leather straps !!!!!!!!!!

I've heard that mutant arms give one's bass a more "organic" sound that, when pushed hard, breaks up a lot like a vintage SVT. Lucky you!

 

[gre107]

This may be a long shot, but you might want to check the battery?

All the best!

 

[KageOnBass]

I might catch you off guard with this one but;
Change the battery?

 

[stflbn]

WHOOT!!! A change the battery thread!

 

[Guest043]

Flat battery maybe?

bingo.

 

[LKdubby]

This thread made the OP give up on Talkbass! The last time the OP was heard from was on page 11 of this thread, post #201 back in 11/07.. I guess his feelings were hurt.. His internal mental battery drained..

 

[kraigo]

Yeah, replace the battery.

Maybe the battery?

KO

 

[Mr-Wunderful]

Get a Monster cable.

 

[EagleMoon]

Maybe aliens came down during the night, crept into your house, performed strange experiments on your pets, ate all your food and then when they couldn't get their ship started again...stole your battery!!! Where is that pink rabbit anyway???

 

[stingray69]

This thread made the OP give up on Talkbass! The last time the OP was heard from was on page 11 of this thread, post #201 back in 11/07.. I guess his feelings were hurt.. His internal mental battery drained..

I'm sure he'll come back after a while - nothing like a long vacation to recharge the 'ole batteries, ya know?

 

[MTMTEX]

Gentleman and or women I thank each of you. After having read this entire thread this has to rank as one of the top 2 or 3 best 20 minutes of my life.

 

[rockinrayduke]

Did that guy ever change that battery?

 

[svoncampe]

OK, I just want to know now.....was it the battery?!?!?!

 

[svoncampe]

Bad input jack...pg 11.

 

[EagleMoon]

Aliens stole his input jack!!!!!

 

[Mikeyd74]

I know that this may be hard to believe, but at one time there was another thread very similar to this one. The guy had the same exact problem and I came up with this as a solution.

POTATO POWER!!!