I'm angry - who's with me?

[Milo Spleen]

So, in 13 pages, we all agree that grabbing a steering wheel of a car immediately makes you a MORON.

 

[SirMjac28]

I've learned the numbers on the slicer at my deli just for this reason. Now I just tell them what number to put the dial on.

Mine doesn't have one it's been around for eighty years I would go to the local Krogers if this place wasn't so good.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Just yesterday I got stuck behind an overweight family of four who walk in a sideways rocking fashion as though they picked each foot up from their heads on down through their whole body. And of course, they were not walking single file. They blocked the whole isle. Good thing they couldn't hear my insulting thoughts.

They had to be big if they were blocking an entire island.
Blocking the aisles is bad enough.
Huge people walk that way, because their thighs are stuck together. My old boss was a behemoth of a man & he complained about chafing between his legs.
He got his stomach banded & lost half his body weight, but he's still bigger than me, and I'm not thin.

 

[erigod23]

I work in electrical wholesale, it makes me angry when people try to do electrical work without any idea what they are doing. Hire an electrician! If you needed dental work done, would you do that yourself, too?

 

[Marial]

I'm just vaguely peeved. Chrome isn't working consistently today. Ho hum.

 

[OOD]

I work in electrical wholesale, it makes me angry when people try to do electrical work without any idea what they are doing. Hire an electrician! If you needed dental work done, would you do that yourself, too?

I have a residential wiring certificate and I don't know the first thing about electrical work. No way I'm trusting somebody else to kill me with bad wiring. If anybody is going to put my life in danger, it's going to be me.

 

[Volunteerk9]

The people who when they come to a red light leave about 2-3 cars distance between themselves and the car in front. Then they proceed to randomly close that gap as they wait. They will move up a car length after 30 seconds, then maybe another half a car length after 20 seconds...... Just pull up to the proper distance from the beginning!

P.S. I drive a manual lol

The people in a drive thru that are updating their Facebook status after theyve ordered their coffee stopped a car length and a half from the car in front of them. Hacks me off every time.

Or...

In a drive thru line with cars wrapped around the building at a Chik-Fil-A. Waited for 10 minutes already...'Welcome to Chik-Fil-A - may I take your order?" And the chick in the car in front of you says "Hang on a minute". It's frigging chicken for crying out loud. You want it on a bun, strip form, or on lettuce. Something made you decide to pull in there in the first damned place so you shouldnt have to put that much effort into ordering.

 

[Milo Spleen]

If you needed dental work done, would you do that yourself, too?

No, but it is my year to get a colonoscopy.

 

[Thor]

Wrong forum. Moved to OT.

 

[David Jayne]

So, in 13 pages, we all agree that grabbing a steering wheel of a car immediately makes you a MORON.

Everyone except me. I'm the best driver ever. For sure.

 

[Milo Spleen]

Everyone except me. I'm the best driver ever. For sure.

Nobody's the best driver.

 

[flam]

People who act like it's not okay to feel anger towards every day annoyances. Also, people who are happy and satisfied with their lives.

 

[CGremlin]

And the chick in the car in front of you says "Hang on a minute". It's frigging chicken for crying out loud. You want it on a bun, strip form, or on lettuce.

The late, great John Pinette on lines:

 

[El Güero]

People who act like it's not okay to feel anger towards every day annoyances. Also, people who are happy and satisfied with their lives.

Don't let 'em fool you. These "happy" and "well adjusted" people are on legal drugs. Take away their meds and they'll be hotter than a swarm of angry hornets.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Just yesterday I got stuck behind an overweight family of four who walk in a sideways rocking fashion as though they picked each foot up from their heads on down through their whole body. And of course, they were not walking single file. They blocked the whole isle.
Good thing they couldn't hear my insulting thoughts.

.

 

[dbase]

When my band puts "Wagon Wheel" on the setlist .. that makes me angry.

 

[Logic_11]

I'm in the bathroom at the mall the other day, washing my hands - and some dude goes straight from the urinal to the hand dryer.
that wasn't you by any chance ??

Lol nope

 

[El Güero]

some dude goes straight from the urinal to the hand dryer.

That should be slipped into a movie somewhere.

 

[Kragnorak]

these guys....... they know who they are

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That's an interesting cartoon. Does he hate people that are trying to evolve or does he hate culturally slow people who have yet to evolve?

 

[Kragnorak]

That should be slipped into a movie somewhere.

From the biopic on Don King: "I wash my hands BEFORE I touch MY $%^!"

Great way to illustrate a character