One thing I Truly and Sincerely Enjoy about these posts is that they're MUCH more TAME and Respectful than they used to be. If I may be so bold and still be respectful......Here's the process. In ONE factory named here MASSIVE amounts of wood are pushed into a computer-operated machine (nothing wrong with that) and a few hours later 650 instruments EACH DAY pop out the other side, ready to be Boxed, shipped and sold. The machine never stops. It could just as easily be making Donuts or Kitchen tables. It doesn't care cuz it doesn't need to Care.

I'm not knocking the Machine.....and, as a matter of fact, it's quite a sight watching it as it spins the wood, twists it, spins it, paints it, checks for any flaws and cranks that baby out. The instrument/bass then sits in a warehouse for a short time, it gets loaded on a truck and off it goes.....to another warehouse. Ya still with me?
This is MY "Computer-Operated-Machine". I call him Michael. I drive to the "Factory" which is located in the same tree where the Keebler Elves live. I pick out the wood based on the information that I feed Michael as to what I'd like the bass to feel and sound like. If we disagree, HE wins. I make several trips back to the Treefort over the next 12 months and see my Bass being Hand Crafted. If I may say this without offending anyone.....as the bass nears completion, I sometimes get a Bass Boner! Not always....but Sometimes!!! The finishing touches are put on the Bass and out the door we go.....It's kinda' like taking your best girl to the Prom.
Now....Having said that and despite the fact that Michael has been crafting my basses since the early 80's, a friend you'd know well handed me a Korean Danelectro Longhorn Bass and laughed at me as I played it. I put it down, called my favorite Indie dealer, asked that my guy there hand-pick a good one and I had it 3 days later. I LOVE the Dano......a $429 bass.....made out of recycled Wheaties boxes, Rustoleum and Mystery Tape.
What's my BIGGEST problem with buying basses? I know the Owners of MANY of the Companies. Some of them should be physically restrained in padded offices and spoon fed. Others are GREAT people. Does that affect my decisions in what I buy. It does. Would I ever TELL YOU who those people are? Nope. Cuz we're all entitled to our Dreams.....and I mean that Sincerely.
Special Note!! The Burgundy Mist Jazz Bass had arrived the Very Day this pic was taken. Someone in the Custom shop had screwed up and not put the Covers on. The Covers were put on first thing the next Morning.....and remain where they belong to this day.