Everyone can think they're a professor but that's part of the problem. Know what you don't know. I get the appeal of seeming like you have inside info but if the foundation is weak, I think it's better to actually spend the time learning vs. acting like you know what you don't. I keep my mouth shut and ears open on subjects I have little to no expertise in. ijs
That's why the sophisticated ladies thing was so funny because it was clearly coming from not really knowing, no offense. Watch the Saturday Night Live band and tell me James Genus sounds like he's playing guitar. Or better yet check out video of him with The Brecker Brothers. You couldn't be more wrong.
My nationality has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. My experience is what I'm relying on, much as you rely on yours. The fundamental difference is that I came to the realization that hands on is king. That IMO is the best way to judge what an instrument can do, not listening to others play.
I shouldn't be surprised but i still find it amazing how much stock people put into things they haven't actually experienced. If you like Marcus I can pretty much guarantee you'd like my Emperor 5. Probably love it... because everyone who's played it came away with that impression. Every Fodera doesn't have to have the soloed bridge pickup Jaco vibe or tapped tone.
Another point: cost keeps coming up over and over again. My guess is because people have difficulty understanding that you don't have to buy gear new. A friend here on TB hipped me to my first one, a doublecut Anthony Jackson Contrabass 6. If you don't really think about it, most would assume what it cost me. That leads them to assume that I'm rich. In both cases they couldn't be more wrong. My friend found it at a Guitar Center, in very good condition, for $2,500. In the range of a current Fender Elite. IIRC I bought it when I was unemployed... I had more time to research, buy and flip instruments because of that

After flips, the bass was ultimately free. But who could afford free?
I still have the bass and it's worth way more than I paid for it... also known here on TB as a bad investment.
People have all sorts of hangups with this subject, I can't say I really get it but fortunately I don't have to and as a result I've had hands-on experience with the majority of instruments out there and I own several very cool instruments... that don't sound at all like guitars