Nice sensationalist headline, however you should try it more like Buzzfeed:
Or try a quiz:
"Nine Reasons Carvin will fail, you won't believe #4"
"Hipster's play Carvin, find out if you're one!"
Others have already stated why I think this thread is bunk, but I fully believe that Carvin is not hurting in the least. If I were in the market for a cheaper semi-custom, they would be at the top of my list. If they do a fan fret bass that's priced around the price point of the Dingwall Combustions, I would be interested.
hahaha I like those and then I think I'm a Hipster but you know, as a lefty there is not a lot of choice and Carvin was a no brainer