Interview the person below you: 3 is a magic number

[Chebass88]

Four eggs, scrambled with cheese & covered in sriracha, 2 pieces toast with jelly, iced tea.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[kesslari]

I don't know, but if it continues to hurt for more than a day or two, see a doctor. Kidney stones are only one possibility. None of them are fun, and they're less fun untreated.

I have a parrot who says, in the perfect distorted heavy metal voice, "I AM IRON BIRD!"
What (non-offensive) phrase would you teach him?

 

[Papa Dangerous]

I would probably teach him, "i play iron bass" that way he can have a full catch phrase that will simply stun visitors.


What is the best thing that has happened all week to/with/for you?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Drat .. slooooow this a.m. ......... again.

[DEL]I know you are but what am I? ( keeps kids entertained for hours )
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I got a chance to change my thoughts on someone, and then fessed up.

Are you ready for some football?

 

[EdHunter]

Yep. Full league program after internationals this weekend. Also, go Fins!

When does Summer end for you?

 

[Funky Ghost]

I live in Cali ... it's an Endless summer here. We don't have rain, we have liquid sunshine!!

Are you interested in some beachfront property in Poland?

 

[Chebass88]

Not particularly.

Has Lucille messed my mind up?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Only Frank knows for sure.

Moon Unit, person of note or lunar measurement?

 

[5StringBlues]

Probably,since you're crying all the time.


Editammit Funky....... Moon doesn't sing much,not a person of note.......



Are broken hearts really for A$$holes?

 

[Chebass88]

Don't fool yourself, girl, it's winking at you.

Honey, Don't you want a man like me?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Well, you were the playboy type ( you smoke a pipe ) so...

Are you too dinky to strap a big saddle and blanket on ?

 

[EdHunter]

I'd love one.

Why don't girls dig guys like me?

 

[Chebass88]

It's because of the nose hair.

Did you ever wake up in the morning, with a Zombie Woof behind your eyes?

 

[5StringBlues]

All the time!





You'd take any kind of pain from me,wouldn't you baby?

 

[Funky Ghost]

How much does it pay?

Maybe you thought
I was the Packard Goose
Or the Ronald MacDonald of the nouveau-abstruse?

 

[Chebass88]

Look here, brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

Are you a nocturnal, gregarious, wild swine?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Absolutely!

Have you heard Dinah-Moe Humm ?

 

[Chebass88]

She had a $40 bill.

Have you ever been to Saint Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast (where I stole the margarine)?

 

[5StringBlues]

Yup.Wheedled on the bingo cards and blew up a latrine.






Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

 

[Chebass88]

Let me get my zircon encrusted tweezers and find out.

You must be an Italian. Oh, you're Jewish? Your place or mine?