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Interviewing Bassists Stories Pt. 3

Tom, maybe an off-topic question, but I think I read once that you have Billy Graham on your pickguard. At the same time I read over on part 2 that you don't consider yourself religious. Where does Graham factor into your outlook? I'm curious here, not trying to cause trouble.
You can ask me anything about my cosmological beliefs. I won't take offense, because I'm the one who brought it up.

Though I'm not religious, I admire the religious. I chose the photo of Graham mostly because I like the way it looked, but the truth is I admire him, too. I admire anyone with deep faith that there's something bigger and more important than our everyday lives.

My own experiences make it impossible for me to ever be part of an organized religion, but I admire those who choose that route.

The Graham photo was chosen mostly for aesthetics, but it's also an homage to the religious and it's an artistic statement that's far more controversial than any of the anti-religious works of art we all know about. Anyone can put a crucifix in urine and be called brave and iconoclastic.

But nothing freaks out the secular art crowd more than a non-religious person using religious iconography in a respectful way. Wait'll you see the design for my real Website. It already has my anti-religious friends up in arms.

My novel Chasing the Last Whale has a Southern Baptist as one of the main characters, and (drum roll) she's presented as totally sympathetic, not insane, extremely sexy, funny, and non-prosthelytizing. Her beliefs are neither right nor wrong; they're just part of who she is. She may be the first Southern Baptist character in fiction who is neither a ridiculous caricature or a smarmy televangelist's dream girl. Her beliefs play a central role in the climax of the plot, but not in the way you'd expect.

I wanted the challenge of creating such a character. My anti-religious editor found it OUTRAGEOUS.

Good. Outrage is better than indifference. It sells books.
 
Having cheered up my mommy, I got rid of the fringe.

The beard will go after she comes home in about six weeks.
 

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You can ask me anything about my cosmological beliefs. I won't take offense, because I'm the one who brought it up.

Though I'm not religious, I admire the religious. I chose the photo of Graham mostly because I like the way it looked, but the truth is I admire him, too. I admire anyone with deep faith that there's something bigger and more important than our everyday lives.

My own experiences make it impossible for me to ever be part of an organized religion, but I admire those who choose that route.

The Graham photo was chosen mostly for aesthetics, but it's also an homage to the religious and it's an artistic statement that's far more controversial than any of the anti-religious works of art we all know about. Anyone can put a crucifix in urine and be called brave and iconoclastic.

But nothing freaks out the secular art crowd more than a non-religious person using religious iconography in a respectful way. Wait'll you see the design for my real Website. It already has my anti-religious friends up in arms.

My novel Chasing the Last Whale has a Southern Baptist as one of the main characters, and (drum roll) she's presented as totally sympathetic, not insane, extremely sexy, funny, and non-prosthelytizing. Her beliefs are neither right nor wrong; they're just part of who she is. She may be the first Southern Baptist character in fiction who is neither a ridiculous caricature or a smarmy televangelist's dream girl. Her beliefs play a central role in the climax of the plot, but not in the way you'd expect.

I wanted the challenge of creating such a character. My anti-religious editor found it OUTRAGEOUS.

Good. Outrage is better than indifference. It sells books.

That all makes sense. I only know of Billy Graham because my parents' minister felt the call having seen him preaching in Glasgow way back when. I had him down as a tent revivalist sort. I think your idea of using him in an secular manner, not as a form of ridicule, but as an icon in his/its own right is pretty fascinating. I've been an atheist since I was 16, but I never felt I had an axe to grind or a score to settle, something that struck me when I met with secular humanists in a bid to be 'with my people'. As you say, using the iconography of the religious in your context probably throws up more important questions anyway. "But... but Billy Graham is ours damnit!" they probably clamour. "Get your hands off that man!"
 
That all makes sense. I only know of Billy Graham because my parents' minister felt the call having seen him preaching in Glasgow way back when. I had him down as a tent revivalist sort. I think your idea of using him in an secular manner, not as a form of ridicule, but as an icon in his/its own right is pretty fascinating. I've been an atheist since I was 16, but I never felt I had an axe to grind or a score to settle, something that struck me when I met with secular humanists in a bid to be 'with my people'. As you say, using the iconography of the religious in your context probably throws up more important questions anyway. "But... but Billy Graham is ours damnit!" they probably clamour. "Get your hands off that man!"
The only people who've ever gotten uncomfortable have been the non-religious. That includes atheists and those who are part of the SNR (spiritual, not religious) movement.

Religious beliefs--or a lack thereof--are a deeply personal issue, and I respect all of them, as long as the person doesn't do the "think as I think" thing.

Since my father died, we've experienced some pretty incontrovertible evidence that he's still around. We predicted it, because he was so afraid of dying that he ignored his cancer for two years. He had superhuman willpower, and we figured that since he didn't want to die, and since he NEVER did anything he didn't want to do, he'd refuse to go with the program.

So he's still here, talking, appearing in mirrors, and dismantling the sprinkler. He built it himself, and the top is an intricate homemade nozzle made up of five parts. You have to unthread it from the sprinkler by hand and then use a screwdriver to take it apart. Tim found the five parts neatly laid out in the grass beside the sprinkler.

Dad loved busywork, because it distracted him from these sorts of thoughts. It's hilarious and deeply sad that he made the journey that he feared all his life, and it made no impression on him. He died and discovered it didn't kill him, but instead of being happy, he's hanging out here, trying to repair the sprinkler.

The Ghosts trilogy is about how gratitude for what you have allows you to endure that which you thought was unendurable. Dad simply never felt gratitude, so I'm sure his attitude on the other side is, "Okay, so I'm still here, but why can't I go home now? I have sprinklers to fix and salami sandwiches to eat!"

I think the way the system is set up, free will is paramount, so if he wants to hang out here, they let him. "There's the door, pal. Knock yourself out. Come back when you're ready."

It's very odd that I wrote a book about metaphorical ghosts, and now my father is a real one. But it's just Dad. He doesn't scare us. Hopefully, he'll give in to reality and move on after a while, because it's actually pretty annoying. He loved doing dishes, so whenever Tim or I wash dishes at our respective houses, Dad either appears in the mirror over the sink as if he's standing behind us, or he starts talking. In life, he never... stopped... talking.

We need a break. Fifty years with him was more than enough. We want him to go back to Iowa and haunt his relatives, since they all have the death-obsession he had. If he showed up there, monoguing and dismantling sprinklers, they'd lose their minds in terror, even though it's only Ed.

Maybe we can lure him into the car with a sprinkler and a salami sandwich and drive him there ourselves...
 
Steven Menasche, Ron Kukan, and Scott Thunes will record an album of improvised music based on Ghosts and Ballyhoo. They plan on beginning next week.

I'll have no input whatsoever; the album will be entirely the vision of the three artists. I just asked them if they'd record it for me.

I reviewed their previous effort Pink Things here.

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The new album--whatever it's titled--will be available on my Website and on other places, I'm sure.

This is a dream come true for me. Really. Who woulda thought?
 
Stephen King used to complain that no director made his novels into the movies he thought they should be, so he directly Maximum Overdrive, based on his short story "Trucks." It is, without a doubt, one of the worst films ever made. It's indescribably awful, from the music to the pacing to the editing to the dialog to the acting. King finally got to do it all himself, with total artistic freedom, and it was a catastrophe.
Had good music, though..."Who Made Who" is a great AC/DC tune ;)
 
King absolutely loves AC/DC.

Would it be... snarky of me to say that Cliff Williams has one of the, um, least stressful jobs in the world?

I do think this is a brilliant tune:



Cliff gets the job done, though. And that is a great song.

As for King movies that suck, he hated the Kubrick version The Shining, which is my favorite horror film, so he remade it so it better follows the book. The result was horrible.
 
Cliff gets the job done, though. And that is a great song.

As for King movies that suck, he hated the Kubrick version The Shining, which is my favorite horror film, so he remade it so it better follows the book. The result was horrible.
I love The Shining, too. King has ALWAYS hated it. Loudly. Endlessly. Now that you mention it, I saw the remake, too. God, was it horrible. That poor fat-cheeked little boy was culled from a Disneyland commercial because he was great at widening his eyes and puckering his lips in magical wonderment, which is what King craves.

"Tell me you love me. TELL ME! Tell me I'm the only one. TELL ME!"

King was in a band, too: The Rock Bottom Remainders.



They played their last concert on August 6, 2012. My birthday.

Excellent present, Stephen. Thanks.
 
...We need a break. Fifty years with him was more than enough. We want him to go back to Iowa and haunt his relatives, since they all have the death-obsession he had. If he showed up there, monoguing and dismantling sprinklers, they'd lose their minds in terror, even though it's only Ed.

Maybe we can lure him into the car with a sprinkler and a salami sandwich and drive him there ourselves...

I'm going to Iowa this weekend; I'll haul him with me if you want, and can figure out how to manage it. Hope he doesn't mind flying coach...
 
I'm going to Iowa this weekend; I'll haul him with me if you want, and can figure out how to manage it. Hope he doesn't mind flying coach...
God, would you?

Dad left no instructions for what to do with his remains, so we had him cremated. The plan was to find a nice outcropping somewhere in the mountains and scatter him among his beloved rocks. We got an urn for some of the ashes, and the rest would be scattered.

Mom went into the hospital on April 2 and has been there ever since, experiencing setback after setback. They finally seem to have gotten everything under control, so it appears that she'll beat both lung and ovarian cancer. Eighty-five years old but not ready to quit yet. She should be home in about three weeks.

As you can imagine, we haven't been dusting Mom's place. We put Dad in his urn and his wooden box on the mantelpiece in late March, where's he's sat ever since, as we've been seeing Mom through her ordeal. Nobody's touched the mantel. Tim and I are the only ones with access to Mom's house.

Somebody's leaving fingerprints in the dust, though. And only around the urn and the ashes-box.

On the way back from the convalescent home on Sunday, after a visit with Mom, Tim and I were laughing hysterically as we used our extremely macabre senses of humor to deal with a certain aspect of Dad's death that was truly ghastly but also utterly ridiculous. I'll spare you the details, because I fully understand that many people would find it disrespectful of me and in very poor taste. My intent isn't to be disrespectful; like Mom, I just laugh when things get really horrible.

(I called her last night to ask for her motherly advice, and before we got to the point, she said that she'd had a bad day from the chemo. I said, "Mother, why does everything always have to be about you? You know I'm not even slightly interested in the sort of day you had. I'm calling because I want to talk about me. So please just lie there and listen." She laughed and said, "Yes, darling, I'm sorry.")

So Tim is driving Dad's car and and we're laughing at something he did during his mind-bogglingly horrific death, and suddenly all the doors unlocked, the dome light went on, and Tim's door flew open.

We just laughed even harder and said a few choice things. We've warned him that if he doesn't stop, we're going to have his butt exorcised.

Behold the fingerprints in the dust that none of us made.
 

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Time for an IR/LED/Ghostbuster camera to be set up.

Makes you wonder if your Dad and the Cat that you and Tim had are plotting something.

When I go to Stavanger, I love to visit the graveyards. There is something about the graves in Europe that mystify me. When you see graves that are hundreds of years old, you have to wonder if they are all really at rest or if they still roam. I always take photos in hopes that I will capture something, but no luck yet.
 
Time for an IR/LED/Ghostbuster camera to be set up.

Makes you wonder if your Dad and the Cat that you and Tim had are plotting something.
The night Dad died, I sat here at my computer, typing until 6:00 A.M.

Syd the Second used to come over at night; I'd leave the back door open until I went to bed. His main hang was Tim's place, where he had his food and water bowls.

When he came over, he'd lie on the desk shelf-thing next to my right arm.

So Dad died at 2:00 A.M., and at about 6:00 A.M., after I'd been writing for four hours, I felt a gentle touch on my right arm. I looked down, and saw a little black cat arm for just a second.

It meant, "Enough."

So I went to bed and dreamed of Scott Thunes. The dream is in my book Hallucianabulia, which should be available in a couple of months.
 

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