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Is it okay if I tell a joke?

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#23
NJL said:
Dear Abby...
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask
her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once
picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.
That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really
happening.

I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the
gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He
agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half
stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed
that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a
technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned
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I loled.
 
#25
Kevin Myers said:
How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... They just hold it in the air and the world revolves around them

How many drummers?

6.... One to hold it up and 5 to drink until the room spins

How many sound engineers?

They don't do lights....
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lol@sound engineers!

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

3 ...

One of em change the bulb, while the other two writes and performs a song about how good and beloved the old light bulb was ...

:D

D.Don
 
#26
NJL said:
Dear Abby...
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask
her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once
picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.
That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really
happening.

I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the
gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He
agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half
stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed
that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a
technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned
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ROTFLMAO!!!!

D.Don
 
#32
A duck is walking into a bar, leans his duck neck and head over the counter and asks the barman: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman, quite surprised looks at the duck and laughs a bit and answer him: "No my little friend we don't have any bread"

Duck walks out, comes back the day after, same procedure. "Do you have any bread?"

Barman again a little confused but still in a friendly tone: "No, sorry, no bread"

The duck leaves the bar, and of course comes back the next day: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman slightly annoyed: "No, we don't have any bread!!"

Duck runs out, and again the next day, jumps up on a chair, leans over the counter: "Do you have any bread?"

Now the barman is pretty pissed off: "No you little prick, we don't have any bread, get outa here"

Duck leaves fast, but next day he's back again, now standing on the bardesk: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman looses it totally: "NO YOU LITTLE FRAKKIN PIECE OF **** DUCK WE DONT HAVE ANY BREAD NOW BEAT IT!!!! AND IF YOU DARE COMIN BACK AGAIN ASKING FOR BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR LITTLE UGLY DUCK'S BILL TO THE BAR DESK!!!!!"

Duck: "Do you have any nails?"

Barman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Duck: "Do you have any bread?"

. . .

:D

D.Don
 
#33
D.Don said:
A duck is walking into a bar, leans his duck neck and head over the counter and asks the barman: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman, quite surprised looks at the duck and laughs a bit and answer him: "No my little friend we don't have any bread"

Duck walks out, comes back the day after, same procedure. "Do you have any bread?"

Barman again a little confused but still in a friendly tone: "No, sorry, no bread"

The duck leaves the bar, and of course comes back the next day: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman slightly annoyed: "No, we don't have any bread!!"

Duck runs out, and again the next day, jumps up on a chair, leans over the counter: "Do you have any bread?"

Now the barman is pretty pissed off: "No you little prick, we don't have any bread, get outa here"

Duck leaves fast, but next day he's back again, now standing on the bardesk: "Do you have any bread?"

Barman looses it totally: "NO YOU LITTLE FRAKKIN PIECE OF **** DUCK WE DONT HAVE ANY BREAD NOW BEAT IT!!!! AND IF YOU DARE COMIN BACK AGAIN ASKING FOR BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR LITTLE UGLY DUCK'S BILL TO THE BAR DESK!!!!!"

Duck: "Do you have any nails?"

Barman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Duck: "Do you have any bread?"

. . .

:D

D.Don
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Hey, this is SUPPOSED to be a BASS PLAYER joke! If it was Duck Dunn then you're off the hook.
 

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