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Is it worth a Million Bucks?



Sounds really nice, but not better than a sub-$300 Washburn AEB I once had. Granted the materials, man hours, and legend aren't even present in that Washburn, buuuuuut I wouldn't be scared playing the Washburn, either.

$1 Million =

A beautiful home
A SICK car/truck, or a number of nice rides
Many, MANY, nice "cheaper" instruments (a ton of Alembics and Ritters, for instance)
A city of your own...yes, whole towns have gone for sale online

And so on....
 
Let's face it. Nobody here has either that kind of money and/or is willing to buy it. For a million bucks I could outfit my band with the latest and greatest gear, audio and recording system (all wireless, natch!), truck to haul our gear around to gigs, a couple of roadies, dedicated soundman, rent for rehearsal space, and still have money left over for pizza and lots of beer!
 
Whoever buys it will likely not be a bassist, it will go in a case in a yacht or lobby or whatever. In the meantime, Ribbecke gets a ton of free advertisement and his $6k or whatever they cost basses look like a bargain. Also, not saying this is what is happening here, but those big dollar crazy prices for a scribble could be an art collector buying their dream piece of art or it could be someone laundering a large amount of money.
 
"itemisold As-Described
This item is sold As-Described and cannot be returned unless it arrives in a condition different from how it was described or photographed. Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging."


But....

"When you play this bass you can literally feel the earth vibrate and your stomach rumble."

If I don't feel the planet vibrate when I play it, that means they'll accept the return?
 


Sounds really nice, but not better than a sub-$300 Washburn AEB I once had. Granted the materials, man hours, and legend aren't even present in that Washburn, buuuuuut I wouldn't be scared playing the Washburn, either.

$1 Million =

A beautiful home
A SICK car/truck, or a number of nice rides
Many, MANY, nice "cheaper" instruments (a ton of Alembics and Ritters, for instance)
A city of your own...yes, whole towns have gone for sale online

And so on....

Ugh, why does anyone put phosphor bronze strings on a bass? Even on ABG, it's an obnoxious sound.
 
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"itemisold As-Described
This item is sold As-Described and cannot be returned unless it arrives in a condition different from how it was described or photographed. Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging."


But....

"When you play this bass you can literally feel the earth vibrate and your stomach rumble."

If I don't feel the planet vibrate when I play it, that means they'll accept the return?

Don’t forget that the definition of literally has been changed to also mean figuratively.
 
"itemisold As-Described
This item is sold As-Described and cannot be returned unless it arrives in a condition different from how it was described or photographed. Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging."


But....

"When you play this bass you can literally feel the earth vibrate and your stomach rumble."

If I don't feel the planet vibrate when I play it, that means they'll accept the return?
Well it does say 'condition different from how it was described' :smug:
 

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