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it says Fender but...

it worth it and be a professional

  • have one and be a professional

    Votes: 37 42.5%
  • or, don’t have one on fact not professional

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • he who hires a carrot

    Votes: 55 63.2%

  • Total voters
    87
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Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd . . .
I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this . . .
plastic hotel room and . . .
rip you off for spare change to run a . . .
to run a vibrating machine attached to this queen-size,
bulk-purchase, kapok-infested,
do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and . . .
and make you take off all your little clothes . . .
until you are nearly STARK RAVING NUDE!
(Save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong
Peace Medallion, heh . . . )
And make you assume a series of marginally erotic
poses involving . . . a plastic chair and . . .
an old guitar strap while I . . .
did a wee-wee in your hair and . . .
beat you with a pair of tennis shoes . . .
I got from Jeff Beck
 
Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd . . .
I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this . . .
plastic hotel room and . . .
rip you off for spare change to run a . . .
to run a vibrating machine attached to this queen-size,
bulk-purchase, kapok-infested,
do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and . . .
and make you take off all your little clothes . . .
until you are nearly STARK RAVING NUDE!
(Save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong
Peace Medallion, heh . . . )
And make you assume a series of marginally erotic
poses involving . . . a plastic chair and . . .
an old guitar strap while I . . .
did a wee-wee in your hair and . . .
beat you with a pair of tennis shoes . . .
I got from Jeff Beck

That's too much to fabricate willy-nilly. I think this really happened. But maybe the Mexican leather thong said fender on the inside? The guitar strap was Victoria's Secrets no doubt.....
 
ok guys slow down. let me translate.

Hey should I get this fender? I'm no totally sold on them but everyone seems to think I need one to be pro. but it says made in Mexico on it and I'm not sure a real pro would buy a Mexican fender. but if Fender is the end all be all will I be a sucker if I just don't get it for this price?

this is what I got out of it anyways.....