I'm putting this on the Humor and Gig Stories section even though it's humorous only because you would think I'd be better by now. 
And it's not a gig story except if it hadn't happened I wouldn't have gig stories to share.
So what momentous, life changing event happened 50 years ago today?
I got my first bass!
A cheap hollow body from Sears that was a Guild Starfire knockoff. 
It took three years for that oh-so-excited 17 year old kid to work up the nerve to play with other people. I'm sure he would be happy and probably amazed that a half a century later he would still be playing.
So that's basically 3/4 of my life with a bass in my hands. Wow. Yeah, I really should be better by now.
And it's not a gig story except if it hadn't happened I wouldn't have gig stories to share.

So what momentous, life changing event happened 50 years ago today?

I got my first bass!
It took three years for that oh-so-excited 17 year old kid to work up the nerve to play with other people. I'm sure he would be happy and probably amazed that a half a century later he would still be playing.
So that's basically 3/4 of my life with a bass in my hands. Wow. Yeah, I really should be better by now.