Jazz Superior to a Precision in Every Way?

[okcrum]

five random words

...made into a sentence. It looks like maybe 20% of the responses so far qualify.

"I play bass, not engrish."

 

[Marikk]

Everyone knows the best bass ever was the 1959 Hewletson Whale. Ishmael the creator of the bass gave it 13 pick ups, a bottle opener and alligator skin covering. Widely accepted as the bass on "the grassy knoll", this contriversy coupled with high gas prices moving into the 70s lead to the Bass production eventually coming to an end, but not before being the little know bass aboard apollo 13

 

[hobosong]

This is exactly five words

 

[spanndrew]

One cat two jazz bass.

 

[sambass0124]

Both P and J great

 

[gbrooding]

Fender and Santa create smiles.

 

[pklima]

Defret makes it a Postcision.

 

[gumtown]

Me play Jizz bass, me play percussion bass, me also bass in PJ's

 

[Timmy-Watts]

This is exactly five words

No period, not a sentence.

 

[Ballin'bass]

I'm not sure I like you.

 

[Matthijs]

Fished alone in a skiff.

 

[Session1969]

Just starting out ? 4 string ? P-Bass. One volume and one tone knob which is perfect for a beginner. A Precision really gives you an idea of what the bass is supposed to sound like. I could see a lot of beginners getting too melody minded and trebley on a jazz.

 

[HighUp619]

Pick up Bass and Play

 

[steamthief]

Smoked a P green J?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Well today I learned something. Which is the first paragraph of Moby Dick.

 

[Danomo]

Unsee, oh that could I!

 

[Marikk]

im askin, Who's on first?

 

[tpaul]

Only need four words.

 

[Freightshaker]

Whenever I hear or read a part of Moby Dick, I think of Dread Zeppelin. I'm too ADD for long, multi-part directions.

 

[Mister_argentum]

I am looking to buy my first bass and I don't really know much about them, but i know i want either the fender jazz bass or the fender precision bass. I've heard the precision bass is better for rock music (which is what i want to play), but the jazz bass has a cleaner sound. I also heard that the jazz bass is better for people with small hands (like me).

The Fender Jazz Bass to me is probably the most versatile bass in history. I've always loved it's sweet, focused tone and narrow, fast neck. With two single coil pickups you have a myriad of possible tones at your fingers. Even small adjustments with either knob can give you vastly different sounds.

The two paragraphs above were copied and pasted from separate Misc web pages, found by searching the same title as this post. Please disregard them entirely. I'm testing a hypothesis on TB: I don't think that a lot of people here bother to read past the initial paragraphs of an OP's post before succumbing to the overwhelming urge to inject an opinion. For starters, if you've already voted in this non-poll, you've proven my point. If you did not vote, please like this post. I'm now going to insert a picture of a bass that I do not own:

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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

That was the first paragraph of the book "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville. If you have read this far, then please do not follow the instructions above by liking this post. Instead, please respond to this thread with five random words, made into a sentence. If you did this, congratulations, you have proven me wrong and I applaud you. I will now conclude my post with another random paragraph about a P v J squabble - spelling error included:

Countless notable bassists have used the Jazz including John Paul Jones, Larry Graham, Geddy Lee, Aston Barrett, Marcus Miller and of course Jaco Pastorius. It's a classic bass for a reason...great tone, playability and versatlity, not to mention durable as heck.

yabba dabba doo, well done.