Jazz Superior to a Precision in Every Way?

[jmlee]

Q: If a man-and-a-half can dig a hole in a day-and-a-half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
A: Almost as many as fifty-one because, no matter how sharp you keep your toothbrush, you can't cut down a telephone pole with a shoelace.

 

[Barbaric.Eric]

jazz bass is moby dick

 

[Lovep]

Fender Google Sanders Beer Peace

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Discovered superior lawn grooming technique.

And Jazz Bass, word word.

 

[999Brent]

Bass spasm with frogs teeth

 

[buldog5151bass]

I no read post ... schmaltz.

 

[SirMjac28]

 

[vinnie6]

Fifteen breads in an envelope

 

[AndyPanda]

My hoovercraft full of eels!

 

[unresolved]

Supercharged custom engines carburetor systems.

 

[Impetus man]

Wat' de fuke is a goin' on 'ere?

 

[rufus.K]

The player you drink, the smoker you get.

 

[goodformetal]

Your jazz would look better with tort

 

[bassbrad]

Snargleflatts dingleberry Carvin Peavey Koa.

 

[Tom Henry]

Taco Bell makes me poop.

 

[Fab Superlative]

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke. . . prospects of sudden disaster, peril of life and limb; all these, and death itself, seem to him only sly, good-natured hits, and jolly punches in the side bestowed by the unseen and unaccountable old joker. Last seen playing a Jazz bass.

 

[Spectrum]

five random words

 

[Philonius]

Melville only needed four strings.

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

Maximum burrito girth for real.

 

[BrewsterRooster]

Noncommittal squeegee flatulence defies filibuster.

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