Jessica is the new Karen

[Michedelic]

Just so you can keep up…

Gen Z Has Declared A New "Karen," And They Have Chosen A Very Specific Millennial Name As The New Version — BuzzFeed

FYI: Karen discourse has entered its millennial era.

apple.news

You don’t want to be like the boomers who still complain about millennials as being “those damn kids” when they have hit middle age, and are being regarded as old farts by Zoomers and Alpha.

 

[Church-Bass]

Six seven...

 

[Michedelic]

Six seven...

23 skidoo

 

[Joebone]

Copasetic!

 

[Element Zero]

Six seven...

Nuh-uh. Stop that. Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. We will be having NONE (the most awesome EP Meshuggah ever did and what made me fall in love with them back in the 90’s) of that in here.

 

[Element Zero]

23 skidoo

Copasetic!

I haven’t heard those yet. My kids are 7 and 5 and haven’t been influenced by that stuff yet. Though my 7 year old referred to me and his mother as “bro” for a week straight earlier in the school year lol.

 

[Bevan777]

I haven’t heard those yet. My kids are 7 and 5 and haven’t been influenced by that stuff yet. Though my 7 year old referred to me and his mother as “bro” for a week straight earlier in the school year lol.

Yep! I have 10 and 12 year old boys. Literally everyone and everything can be addressed as ‘bro’, ‘dude’ or ‘chat’.

 

[Element Zero]

Yep! I have 10 and 12 year old boys. Literally everyone and everything can be addressed as ‘bro’, ‘dude’ or ‘chat’.

Chat? Ay yi yi.

 

[Nashrakh]

Yep! I have 10 and 12 year old boys. Literally everyone and everything can be addressed as ‘bro’, ‘dude’ or ‘chat’.

'Chat, are we cooking or are we cooked'?

 

[InhumanResource]

I haven’t heard those yet. My kids are 7 and 5 and haven’t been influenced by that stuff yet. Though my 7 year old referred to me and his mother as “bro” for a week straight earlier in the school year lol.

Man. It’s coming, lol.

 

[Micha84]

Six seven...

Man, speaking as a teacher here... sometimes I have to remind myself real hard how we did dumb stuff as well when we were kids. In my days there was nothing funnier than making our digital watches go beep beep during class.

 

[JohnEdward]

I honestly love “Let me cook!” And “Glazing”.

 

[ThinCrappyTone2]

Just so you can keep up…

Gen Z Has Declared A New "Karen," And They Have Chosen A Very Specific Millennial Name As The New Version — BuzzFeed

FYI: Karen discourse has entered its millennial era.

apple.news

You don’t want to be like the boomers who still complain about millennials as being “those damn kids” when they have hit middle age, and are being regarded as old farts by Zoomers and Alpha.

Karen finna be hard to cook. She’ll body Jessica’s manager. No cap.

 

[Michedelic]

I haven’t heard those yet. My kids are 7 and 5 and haven’t been influenced by that stuff yet. Though my 7 year old referred to me and his mother as “bro” for a week straight earlier in the school year lol.

You ain’t hep to the jive, daddy-o? Don’t get 86’d.
“23 skidoo” is the great-grandfather of “6-7”, that is, a hundred years ago it was an inside hipster term employing numbers that the flaming youth of the time used in their secret language. However, it had a specific meaning(more or less, “I’m outta here”), whereas the current thing is baffling as the assigned meaning is fluid, apparently. Ya dig?

 

[metron]

Jessica is fine.

My young boys brought the 67 thing home. I explained to them what it meant and they were like nuh uh… wait what? I got your number kids and it doesn’t mean Jack squat.

The younger generations need to do a better job of defining their abstracts. They got the idea, but the execution on 67 was garbage. It was still fun though except I sympathize with their teachers that fell for it.

 

[poochiecheeks]

Nuh-uh. Stop that. Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. We will be having NONE (the most awesome EP Meshuggah ever did and what made me fall in love with them back in the 90’s) of that in here.

NONE - best guitar tone ever. My favorite meshuggah release

 

[Element Zero]

Jive? Daddyo? This ain’t November 5th 1955.

 

[Element Zero]

NONE - best guitar tone ever. My favorite meshuggah release

Oh yeah. It’s what put supremely aggressive metal on my radar. Humiliative absolutely crushed me and still does. THE absolute beginning of djent.

 

[InhumanResource]

Karen finna be hard to cook. She’ll body Jessica’s manager. No cap.

You stop it right now

 

[poochiecheeks]

Oh yeah. It’s what put supremely aggressive metal on my radar. Humiliative absolutely crushed me and still does. THE absolute beginning of djent.

None DEI and Chaosphere has always been my holy trinity of extreme metal