You'll get used to the right touch and location to eliminate fret fart. Just stick with it for a while.
That one you Gotta keep.
I think I got it. It seems that a really light touch is necessary with the fretting hand. Once I got that, it sounds very much like the fretless, even when sliding up and down, though it's strange feeling the frets under the strings as you slide. This one seems really well built. Adjustable truss rod unlike the last hog, the input jack is shaped differently and feels more solid, and the cover for the opening in the back seems like it's higher quality too. The pickup seems different too, maybe even sitting slightly higher, though the action is comfortable. Pics coming later today