First, thanks for a lovely read, this has been a great thread so far.
The photos and discussion make it clear that stuff like the ragged pickup route and the rough finish would make this bass pretty painful for me, and I've heard the recordings so I know what it sounds like.
On the other hand, I've not had much time with any bass other than my el-cheapo Kramer, and I've never even touched a fretless. I have an interest in how ANY other bass would sound under my hands and through my rig, and a morbid curiosity about what it would feel like to "play" a fretless.
So... if you want another $10-plus-shipping in the pot for a second round and can deal with a fellow having no TB feedback, you can consider me in. (I can direct you to some fellow TBers I've bought from though, and I also have 100% positive eBay feedback spanning several years and 100+ transactions both buying and selling.)
As for the First Invitational Wish Pimp-Out: Cool idea, though you're going to need to allow more than a week for things like refinishing and what-not, I'd think.
My woodworking skills are weak enough that I wouldn't trust myself for any of that.
However, as a long-time electronics geek, certified electronics technician, former 1st Class FCC license holder, scratch-builder of my rig's preamp, yada, yada, I'm probably qualified to do any needed wiring work on this thing, and would be happy to contribute some time/effort/materials. I know some folks find soldering and what-not a massive struggle, so if the pimpage happens and you need someone to rewire the control cavity, change the pickups, add a passive tone control, make it an active bass or whatever... keep me in mind. I think it'd be fun to contribute to something like that.
Heck, maybe I can even fix the hum problem.
Oh, and contributor to the pimpage or not: I suggest everyone who works on the bass really ought to have their signatures on the back. Then send it to someone for a final refin and a clearcoat over them. (Sorry to learn that didn't happen for the first round, really... you all deserve recognition for this great effort!)
One other thing, in closing: It was suggested that this bass be circulated through those on the first Buy-A-Wish list who were cheated out of their chance. I think that's a stellar idea and a very gracious move.
Again, thanks for an entertaining read and for proving that we
can all work together to make fun stuff like this happen.
'rick