Lets see your best friends........

[James Hart]

Ha, I scoff at your Great Danes, Pit Bulls, Geman Sheppards, and other wannabe manly dogs.[/IMG]

I like little dogs too... that is why we have cats

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

Ha, I scoff at your Great Danes, Pit Bulls, Geman Sheppards, and other wannabe manly dogs.

Here is my fearless furry friend. She is truly a manly dog.

I laughed out loud when I scrolled down, NOT because your dog was funny but because I honestly expected to see a Mastif or something.

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

Uhhhhh..... Is that the Snausage?

Lol, and quietly back peddling my way out of this conversation.


I was never here.

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

Beautiful dog, I want a GS so bad but I just can't do the hair, even the short hair is too much for me.
Awesome dogs though and so incredibly intelligent.

 

[Fireguy]

I laughed out loud when I scrolled down, NOT because your dog was funny but because I honestly expected to see a Mastif or something.

My buddy has a Mastiff that honestly poops bigger than our dog.

 

[malthumb]

Beautiful dog, I want a GS so bad but I just can't do the hair, even the short hair is too much for me.
Awesome dogs though and so incredibly intelligent.

Sometimes TOO intelligent. Case in point.

He tolerates his dry food (healthy for him) and L-O-V-E-S his canned food. For years we have conditioned him to know he only gets canned food when he eats his dry food. EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY he tries to scam us by getting somebody to follow him to his food bowls. Then he'll eat a few pieces of dry food so that you can watch him do it. Then he stares at you....then his canned food bowl.....then back at you.....then the bowl

 

[MatticusMania]

^Maybe not too intelligent if he hasnt learned that the scam doesnt work.

Unless of course it does...

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

My buddy has a Mastiff that honestly poops bigger than our dog.

I'm all too familiar with the small dog sized land mines, my Dane towers over my brothers English Mastiff.
We learned quickly to watch our step in the back yard

 

[AnchorHoy]

Lets see your best friends

The one that's there for you no matter what happens, The one that loves you no matter what you do, even when you get mad at them.
The one that genuinely gets excited EVERY time you walk through the door to the point that they can barely contain themselves.
The one true friend that would fight for you regardless of your opponents size or strength and never back down.
The friend that is always ready to play with you, always ready to hang out with you no matter where your going or what your doing.
The friend that never passes judgement on you even when you wear that stupid Christmas sweater your mother in law bought for you three winters ago that's two sizes too small and looks absolutely ridiculous but you wear it anyway to make your wife happy.

Sorry. No can do

It am absolutely certain that I will be banned for life if I post a picture of my genitals

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

^Maybe not too intelligent if he hasnt learned that the scam doesnt work.

Unless of course it does...

I'm gonna assume he's tugged on someone's heart strings successfully on more than one occasion, I try to keep my dog disciplined but there's those faces he makes where I can't help but cave in.

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

Sorry. No can do

It am absolutely certain that I will be banned for life if I post a picture of my genitals

Thank you for not taking that chance, I and the rest of the Internet are forever grateful, please no man bits, thank you

 

[James Hart]

I'm all too familiar with the small dog sized land mines, my Dane towers over my brothers English Mastiff.
We learned quickly to watch our step in the back yard

my old drummer had an English Mastiff that he usually let out to do his business in the yard between his porch and driveway (old Victorian house that sat weird on the lot... front porch actually faced what could be considered the back yard). Add that to the fact we usually rehearsed in the late evening and you can understand why we ended up listing "Titan Tracks" (dogs name was Titan) as the studio name for the demo recorded on a little 4 track in the rehearsal room

 

[Funky Ghost]

18 years young and as good as it gets for a BFFL

MEOW!

 

[DerHoggz]

A pit with a gun, RUN!!! Run quick before she pours 65 grains of blackpowder down the barrel, then drops a lead ball into it and rams it down with the attached rod, then pulls the hammer back halfway, loads some powder into the pan, pulls the hammer back all of the way, takes aim and shoots. RUN!!!! errr..ok, just walk fast.

I literally (in the truest sense of the word) laughed for like 5 minutes when I saw that picture, especially since I have read your threads on pits.

 

[pauliebass]

Goober, my French Bulldog gettin his GQ on in my man chair.

 

[NOT]

This is Belle. She Likes watching Two and a Half Men, and horses terrify her. Btw sorry for the low quality pic.

 

[fourstringdrums]

Ok so I posed her, but I swear if i hadn't and she wasn't a cat, she'd be a drummer

 

[MIJ-VI]

Thank you for providing one of life's just-when-I-thought-I'd-seen-everything moments.

 

[CauliColin]

2 years ago
That's the best picture of our Flat-Coated Retriever, Poppy (also responds to dog). When we first had her, she was a ball of energy, now she's calmed down.
She's 3 now.
Couldn't ask for a better dog (maybe).
She even whines when the phone rings!

 

[5StringBlues]

The one on the left.