Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

Available now !!! Vinyl "AmpWrapz" !!!! Just apply them right over your old beer fridge!!

Turn this :-

into this!!!!:-

 

[pklima]

I'm usually opposed to anyting "real" in music, but in this case I'll make an exception. Real kick drums have curves!

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[Gravedigger Dav]

I'm usually opposed to anyting "real" in music, but in this case I'll make an exception. Real kick drums have curves!

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You found it! That is Salvador Dali's drum kit. Few know in addition to being a great artists, he was an accomplished jazz drummer.

 

[pklima]

Well, hello, Dali. It's so nice to have you back where you belong. You're looking swell, Dali.

 

[jamro217]

Exactly. All 500 basses will be seized as evidence for use at the trial, and then ordered destroyed by the judge. But one will be mysteriously saved and no-one will know where it went.

This will make it the rarest collectible bass on the planet and there will be thousands of internet threads about it, mostly here on TalkBass.

The exposure that Squier gets from all this will propel them to the number one bass-maker worldwide.

Don't think that Squier hasn't thought this through.....


Once the court case is over a P/J model called the Squier "Lawsuit" will be available...as well as a new shortscale called the "Tort".

Will the "Tort" actually contain any tort?

 

[pklima]

From Democratic People's Republic of Korea news:

Scottish musical poet McHammer to visit Pyongyang for performance of revolutionary anthem, "You May Not Touch This."

 

[Thor]

He won't touch it because Kanye is scheduled for another intervention.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Unfortunately, McHammer's Performance in Pyongyang has been canceled because Scotland has raised it's terror alert level.
They only have 2 levels, Pissed Off, and Let's Get the Bastards!

 

[ZenG]

Will the "Tort" actually contain any tort?

Apparently the finish will closely match this design and color scheme.......

 

[jamro217]

Apparently the finish will closely match this design and color scheme.......

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Looks like a cross between a sloppy spray painted sunburst and cheesy '80's plastic hubcaps.

 

[Jay2U]

Everyone knows that when you play with terrifically accomplished drummers with big big drums sets, you always are required to count "One And" to be correctly positioned on The One due to the tremendous amount of skin covered by the drummer's fill in the previous measure.

...provided the drummer has set his tom-tom reverb to the maximum level.

 

[pklima]

Art Garfunkel's greatest contribution to music has been suggesting that Paul Simon change that one silly lyric about how he'd rather be a hamster than a quail.

 

[zontar]

No songwriters have ever written songs about trains...

 

[Michael B]

The Mick Taylor years were the best of the Stone's recording and live shows.

 

[zontar]

The Mick Taylor years were the best of the Stone's recording and live shows.

I know a lot of people who would say that isn't misinformation...
But you are allowed to prefer whichever period of their career you want...

 

[Michael B]

I know a lot of people who would say that isn't misinformation...
But you are allowed to prefer whichever period of their career you want...

It's Mick Taylor's words on twitter after being snubbed in some retrospective.

 

[zontar]

It's Mick Taylor's words on twitter after being snubbed in some retrospective.

But is it misinformation?

Thanks for the source though.

 

[Michael B]

But is it misinformation?

Thanks for the source though.

I would have to do my own research into the Stones library. I know which albums I most like but do not know how they coincide with Mr Taylor.

For me the misinformation is about disregarding the rest of the Stones career as if it was dreadfully inferior.

 

[zontar]

For me the misinformation is about disregarding the rest of the Stones career as if it was dreadfully inferior.

Some of i was--but I would need to see context to see if that is what he meant.

So back to the misinformation--this is getting too serious...

If you bounce while playing bass i will give your music an extra jump--even if you play wrong notes or incorrect timing

 

[ZenG]

At one time in 1966, Mick Jagger actually weighed 73 lbs.