Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Willy-D]

And all their fathers are named Bjørn.

If they are churchgoers, are they Bjørn again?

 

[Jay2U]

If they are churchgoers, are they Bjørn again?

Yes, but it's an unexplained phenomenon, how they turn to bears again.

 

[ZenG]

Simon Cowell is a multi-instrumentalist who can play in multiple genres. He often plays all the backing tracks and sings for his acts.

Yes...he does lip-sync backing tracks too because he can imitate anybody. He handles all production and sound engineering as well.

His latest gig was last New Year's for Mariah Carey.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

Yes...he does lip-sync backing tracks too because he can imitate anybody. He handles all production and sound engineering as well.

His latest gig was last New Year's for Mariah Carey.

Simon Cowell and Mariah Carey are the same person.

 

[BrotherRay]

It was tuned to the key of R#, because back then they had a lot more keys, for religious reasons

R# is the enharmonic equivalent of S flat.

 

[PillO]

In eastern orthodox music notes are not played on the beat. Instead, notes are played between beats.

 

[BrotherRay]

You had me stumped with this. I had nothing to contribute.

With your tonewood post I can now continue..

But maple stumps make the best tonewood.
They have better bass response from being closer to the ground. Especially if you can get part of the root too.

 

[dangnewt]

But maple stumps make the best tonewood.
They have better bass response from being closer to the ground. Especially if you can get part of the root too.

Now you tell me. I just paid a couple of hundred to have a sugar maple stump ground up. How would maple particle board sound?

 

[zontar]

Solid Balsa wood is great for neck--but if it is laminated it will ruin your tone.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Wrong! I officially ask the mods to remove this post! This is a joke thread, you absolutely can't write true facts!

And his dad is Pat Boone

 

[pklima]

Solid Balsa wood is great for neck--but if it is laminated it will ruin your tone.

The use of guitars with balsa wood necks was pioneered in the 1990s by heavy metal band Balsa-Goth.

 

[TH63]

That's a good one!
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The first synthesizer was invented by Richard Wright in 1824 when he was partially successful in his attempt to create a time machine.

It only worked as a time displacement device once propelling him to the year 1962, where the machine suffered a slight malfunction rendering it only effective at making squeeky noises thereafter.

OMG!!! This one caused me to squirt milk through my nose!
I'd be more impressed if you were drinking beer at the time...

Good one, GW!!

i'd be more im

 

[BrotherRay]

Now you tell me. I just paid a couple of hundred to have a sugar maple stump ground up. How would maple particle board sound?

Why grainy, of course!

 

[Jay2U]

A roommate of a friend of an uncle of Michael Jackson had a nephew who could imitate birds. He sat on a tree branch and dropped his duty on parked cars.

 

[ZenG]

A roommate of a friend of an uncle of Michael Jackson had a nephew who could imitate birds. He sat on a tree branch and dropped his duty on parked cars.

Now that's something to crow about..
At the risk of parroting other longtime posters...

I'll duck out and let others chime in..

 

[zontar]

Harmonicas can be used to summon aliens from the Deneb system...

 

[Imaginary Pony]

i'd be more im

So would I

 

[Tom Bomb]

Harmonicas can be used to summon aliens from the Deneb system...

This explains a lot.

 

[Jay2U]

Harmonicas can be used to summon aliens from the Deneb system...

No problemo! Play the same harmonica upside down and they'll be sent back to their place of origin.

 

[ZenG]

No problemo! Play the same harmonica upside down and they'll be sent back to their place of origin.

Don't know what's the matter with people...everybody I ever met that plays a Harmonica plays it upside down.

Even after they've read the instructions......