Let's spread some musical misinformation

[zontar]

If you can finger pick guitar you never, ever need a bass player--no matter what style music you play (Yes sometimes you could get away with it...)

 

[Matt Bowen]

Cliff Burton, legendary Metallica bassist was actually never killed in that bus accident in 1986. He merely faked his death because he foresaw that the band would sell out. He now lives with Elvis in hiding.

 

[Matt Bowen]

Ray Charles never learned to read music.

This forum is only for misinformation. That is fact

 

[Matt Bowen]

Geddy Lee is really a woman.

That's not misinformation!

 

[PillO]

Cliff Burton, legendary Metallica bassist was actually never killed in that bus accident in 1986. He merely faked his death because he foresaw that the band would sell out. He now lives with Elvis in hiding.

He still tours, but appears in disguise and false identity. If you want to see him, just go to a Marcus Miller show.

 

[rtslinger]

Wes Carven was Les" Claypool's real dad

 

[deste]

Donny Osmand, Leif Garrett, and Justin Bieber are actually all the same person, a time traveling shape shifting alien from a far away universe sent to earth to infect preteen girls with poor taste in music.

Wrong! I officially ask the mods to remove this post! This is a joke thread, you absolutely can't write true facts!

 

[zontar]

You need a Symbiote to play Trills...

 

[pklima]

Not a trilobite?

 

[ZenG]

Not a trilobite?

My computer has 34 Trilobites of space on the hard drive...

 

[jamro217]

Wes Carven was Les" Claypool's real dad

He changed the spelling of his last name from Carvin to Carven to keep his ex wife from taking over his musical instrument company. By the time she caught on he had changed it again, this time to Kiesel.

 

[jamro217]

If you can read music you can be burned at the stake as a witch.

My ex wife must have been a witch. All I ever got was burnt steaks.

 

[pklima]

Of course this is misinformation. It's really more like 90%.

 

[PillO]

Of course this is misinformation. It's really more like 90%.View attachment 1024112

Yes, it is misinformation. 90% of Norwegian Park Rangers are in Death Metal Bands. I never understood how it became Finnish and 75%.

 

[Jay2U]

Norwegian park rangers know where to find the best tone wood for metal basses.

 

[ZenG]

All Norwegian bassplayers are named Ulf.

 

[zontar]

Not a trilobite?

Well not in the Star Trek universe any way...
But it couldn't hurt.

 

[Jay2U]

All Norwegian bassplayers are named Ulf.

And all their fathers are named Bjørn.

 

[ZenG]

 

[PillO]

Simon Cowell is a multi-instrumentalist who can play in multiple genres. He often plays all the backing tracks and sings for his acts.