Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PillO]

As of the 1st of January 2017 octaves will be replaced by dodecades. The notes shall be A through L and shall not be called semitones, but tonal steps instead. Yamaha already developed a keyboard with white keys only.

Are we giving up on the decimalization of music?

 

[PillO]

Tyrolian Blues is a genre developed in Switzerland and generally consists of yodels of hardships associated with cheese and banking. Songs are often written in D minor because it is the saddest of all keys

 

[Jay2U]

Are we giving up on the decimalization of music?

Kind of. We go to dodecimal.

 

[ZenG]

The fine for hunting doe Decimals out of season is two thousand dollars here....

 

[PillO]

As of the 1st of January 2017 octaves will be replaced by dodecades. The notes shall be A through L and shall not be called semitones, but tonal steps instead. Yamaha already developed a keyboard with white keys only.

Just wait, next year sharps will be introduced for the vowels and will then be taxed.

 

[Jay2U]

Just wait, next year sharps will be introduced for the vowels and will then be taxed.

Said tax will be a flat rate.

 

[ZenG]

If you use scatsinging phrases in normal conversation people think you're avante-garde...

 

[PillO]

If you use scatsinging phrases in normal conversation people think you're avante-garde...

I have been having conversations only in rap for the last decade. In the last few years, I have experimented with conversing through interpretive dance. Written communication remains by way of calligraphy except for bills which are done in crayon.

 

[ZenG]

You play Yes, no?

 

[archisland]

You play Yes, no?

 

[PillO]

You play Yes, no?

Who

 

[archisland]

Yes?

 

[Jay2U]

Ni!

 

[Jay2U]

Tabs were developed for musicians with score blindness.

 

[zontar]

If you can read music you can be burned at the stake as a witch.

 

[Jay2U]

When tonewood is selected, samples are taken and stringed on both sides to determine the direction of the tone.

 

[ZenG]

Tabs were developed for musicians with score blindness.

You had me stumped with this. I had nothing to contribute.

With your tonewood post I can now continue..

 

[Jay2U]

You had me stumped with this. I had nothing to contribute.

With your tonewood post I can now continue..

Please do continue or the entire spacetime continuum might collapse.

 

[ZenG]

Please do continue or the entire spacetime continuum might collapse.

The spacetime continuum is a mighty giant road paving compactor...and I am just a tiny ant beneath one wheel...

Tonewood is all in the fingers...

 

[Jay2U]

The spacetime continuum is a mighty giant road paving compactor...and I am just a tiny ant beneath one wheel...

Tonewood is all in the fingers...

That's why lefties need to be produced as well.