Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Willy-D]

All 12 keys at once... Schoenberg. With random time signatures... free jazz. With Mellotron and lyrics about elves.. progressive rock.

With LSD and lyrics about squeezing fruit, Led Zeppelin

 

[pklima]

The best way to write a song which stands the test of time is to write it about the Amish - in a few decades they'll pretty much be the same, and your lyrics will be just as current as they are today.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

LSD?Lovely squishy damsons?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The best way to write a song which stands the test of time is to write it about the Amish - in a few decades they'll pretty much be the same, and your lyrics will be just as current as they are today.

Due to plant diseases 'Yes, we have no bananas' will be relevant again in around 2030.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The song "doing the Lambeth walk" was covered as "doing the Lambeth segway" by Brian Pern

 

[Jay2U]

Big ears are better suited for low frequencies, see proof below.

 

[PillO]

Big ears are better suited for low frequencies, see proof below.

Note also that facial hair improves playing as well:

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Note also that facial hair improves playing as well:

So women can't play bass?

 

[PillO]

So women can't play bass?

Of course they can. Just the ones with facial hair play better. Very few people realize that Lemmy and Paul McCartney are women.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Of course they can. Just the ones with facial hair play better. Very few people realize that Lemmy and Paul McCartney are women.

With lovely, flowing locks and exotic first name I thought it was Geddy. With that voice Neil young definitely must be a lady.

 

[Jay2U]

So women can't play bass?

Some women have natural compensation for the lack of facial hair.

 

[Pops OB]

Some women have natural compensation for the lack of facial hair.

The form fitting guitar was originally designed for women because there were no male players (they said electric guitars and basses were a fad and would never last). Years later, Elton John paid tribute to these early women pioneers in his song, Benny and the Jets, with the line: "She's got electric boobs..."

 

[Jay2U]

The form fitting guitar was originally designed for women because there were no male players (they said electric guitars and basses were a fad and would never last). Years later, Elton John paid tribute to these early women pioneers in his song, Benny and the Jets, with the line: "She's got electric boobs..."

The signature Wilkenfeld J-Bass features an exact fit. If worn at the right height, the mass of the body is increased in a natural way, to elongate sustain.

 

[sissy kathy]

Some women have natural compensation for the lack of facial hair.

I assume you mean the long curly locks.

 

[Jay2U]

I assume you mean the long curly locks.

Of course, as this is a misinformation thread.

 

[PillO]

The signature Wilkenfeld J-Bass features an exact fit. If worn at the right height, the mass of the body is increased in a natural way, to elongate sustain.

It prevents the neck dive for which Fenders are so famous.

 

[PillO]

I assume you mean the long curly locks.

Is long curly locks some sort of slang that I am not aware of?

 

[PillO]

The signature Wilkenfeld J-Bass features an exact fit. If worn at the right height, the mass of the body is increased in a natural way, to elongate sustain.

Tal Wilkenfeld is 8" taller when wearing her bass because of the support she receives.

 

[Jay2U]

Tal Wilkenfeld is 8" taller when wearing her bass because of the support she receives.

Then she prefers to be called Tall Wilkenfeld.

 

[Pops OB]

Anna Sentina wearing her support bass.