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Let's spread some musical misinformation
- Thread starter pklima
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The Robin Trower song Bridge of Sighs has no verses or chorus, it is all bridge between the intro and outro.
James Dewar's voice was the perfect match to Trower's guitar and that ain't misinformation!
SORRY! I posted in the wrong thread! Two years ago today, 29 June 2015, at the doctor's office, I came out and two girls are looking under my car. My Grandson was with us, so he did all the hard work of capturing this lost kitten. I already have a few rescues, so Grandson called his Mom and asked if he could take her home. Junie took the hundred and ten mile ride to her new home which she enjoys with new family friends.
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This is the limit. If one doesn't observe, the guitar is a probability wave. Once observed the guitar becomes a collection of more or less ordered particles and instantly decides whether it 'll be suitable for left- or right-handed players.
This is the limit. If one doesn't observe, the guitar is a probability wave. Once observed the guitar becomes a collection of more or less ordered particles and instantly decides whether it 'll be suitable for left- or right-handed players.
This is where the lead guitarists are gonna really insist that bassists turn it down. Of course, getting to gigs will be a lot easier!
This is the limit. If one doesn't observe, the guitar is a probability wave. Once observed the guitar becomes a collection of more or less ordered particles and instantly decides whether it 'll be suitable for left- or right-handed players.
Ah, so it's so tiny it's a quantum guitar? If a guitarist plays a solo and there is no one there hear it, is it good or not?
According to Heisenberg there's a 50% chance it's good. According to Murphy there's a 50% chance it's bad.
Glass half full/glass half empty... No one can figure out that there is too much glass?
So, what is preferred on a quantum bass, flat or round string theory?
On Schrodinger's bass, until they are observed, the strings are flat AND roundwounds at the same time.
On Schrodinger's bass, until they are observed, the strings are flat AND roundwounds at the same time.
Half round if not observed. At the moment of observation it flips to either flat or round with a 50% chance.
It is important to eat the right foods to fuel one's musical performance abilities. One of the best foods that can be eaten right before picking up any guitar is a bag of Cheetos. The jalapeno flavor is best, but regular Cheetos will do just fine.
Brian May's Tone has nothing to do with the month with the same name!
Every leap year, in the month of February, on that rarest of days that springs forth every fourth annual, Brian May is to be found at Stonehenge where his Druids prepare the rocket scientist for transcendent spacial explorations in the almighty quest for summoning his legendary tone.
Nymphs are summoned from far and wide to dance around the May Pole, and this semi-frequent act of frequency fertility is the real source of the guitarist's power — not a Red Special, nor a Vox AC30... though a Deacy is somewhat involved.
Every leap year, in the month of February, on that rarest of days that springs forth every fourth annual, Brian May is to be found at Stonehenge where his Druids prepare the rocket scientist for transcendent spacial explorations in the almighty quest for summoning his legendary tone.
Nymphs are summoned from far and wide to dance around the May Pole, and this semi-frequent act of frequency fertility is the real source of the guitarist's power — not a Red Special, nor a Vox AC30... though a Deacy is somewhat involved.
Brian May is actually bald. He wears a wig made from Freddy Mercury's chest hair.
Bridges (Jeff or Beau) are only necessary over troubled Waters, Roger that.
