Antitort would be a great way to compensate for the huge number of tort out there. If both come into contact, enough energy will be released to power thousands of Back to the Future Guitar amps.
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Let's spread some musical misinformation
- Thread starter pklima
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All this tort-talk...
I was just thinking about the junior-high wood-shop project — we had to make a stool with planks and dowels and glue, not nails or screws allowed.
Everybody had at least one of their slabs break or crack, the instructor's solution was a very large can of plastic-wood filler. Naturally, I refused to use the wood filler and kept sourcing a new piece of wood when what I had cracked or split clean in two. The instructor intervened and said I could have no more wood — it was all hit-with-a-capital-S-in-front anyway.
So I had to use the plastic-wood-filler ... it gives off pungent fumes, pretty soon I didn't care about the crappy wood, the stool of a stool — a few of us were having a grand ol' time joking around with smelling the pot of filler. Talk about runnin' on fumes...
Worst headache ever afterwards, though.
So like I said, I was thinking of that stuff and how it would make a great guitar body, and with enough reinforcement, even a neck. So I've started carving a mould out of foam that resembles a cross between a Thunderbird and a Jaguar... I'm making two half-shells so I can get the electronics in and then I'll wood-glue it together for a bitchin' semi-hollow body. This time, I'm wearing a respirator... but so far I can't find 5-gallon pales of the stuff, not even by the gallon...
So, yeah, to torte or not to torte the wood-filler Fenbird Thunduar?
*This misinformation has a clean blend, you can decide how much of it is true or not.
I was just thinking about the junior-high wood-shop project — we had to make a stool with planks and dowels and glue, not nails or screws allowed.
Everybody had at least one of their slabs break or crack, the instructor's solution was a very large can of plastic-wood filler. Naturally, I refused to use the wood filler and kept sourcing a new piece of wood when what I had cracked or split clean in two. The instructor intervened and said I could have no more wood — it was all hit-with-a-capital-S-in-front anyway.
So I had to use the plastic-wood-filler ... it gives off pungent fumes, pretty soon I didn't care about the crappy wood, the stool of a stool — a few of us were having a grand ol' time joking around with smelling the pot of filler. Talk about runnin' on fumes...
Worst headache ever afterwards, though.
So like I said, I was thinking of that stuff and how it would make a great guitar body, and with enough reinforcement, even a neck. So I've started carving a mould out of foam that resembles a cross between a Thunderbird and a Jaguar... I'm making two half-shells so I can get the electronics in and then I'll wood-glue it together for a bitchin' semi-hollow body. This time, I'm wearing a respirator... but so far I can't find 5-gallon pales of the stuff, not even by the gallon...
So, yeah, to torte or not to torte the wood-filler Fenbird Thunduar?
*This misinformation has a clean blend, you can decide how much of it is true or not.
Why all this racist bigotry on TB?! I'm not Hispanic, but nobody should be anti-tort.
The only issue is: Do you use flour or corn tortillas on your bass?
The only issue is: Do you use flour or corn tortillas on your bass?
Actually, we're anti-civil-litigation tort, not corn or flour tort.
Lol! I totally missed that and I've got a JD! What first year student doesn't know about torts?! Ok... it was a long time ago, and besides, I've got Oldtimers!
Well, too much Jack Daniels has been known to negatively affect memory and attention...
It only matters if Auntie Matters is on the Matterhorn, but I'm still not sure which matters more, the top horn or the bottom horn, or if the horns matter at all on a lefty. Let's ask Paul.
It's ok, Oldtimer's affects many people. We here at Talkbass can help. Also, retraining to be a paralegal, so I just finished the classes on torts... My brain hurts. No basses were harmed in that class though.
If you don't rewind your audio files (In whatever format you use) after you are finished listening, they won't play properly next time.
