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As skyscrapers, condos and hotels get taller, one of the popular jobs now is Elevator Music DeeJay.

People want a knowledgeable person at the console while they are going to floors instead of listening to generic background elevator music.

Elevator Music DeeJays report that the two most requested songs are :-

(a) Ascending:- "Up Up And Away" (The 5th. Dimension)

(b) Descending:- "Fire" (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown).
 
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As skyscrapers, condos and hotels get taller, one of the popular jobs now is Elevator Music DeeJay.

People want a knowledgeable person at the console while they are going to floors instead of listening to generic background elevator music.

Elevator Music Deejays report that the two most requested songs are :-

(a) Ascending:- "Up Up And Away" (The 5th. Dimension)

(b) Descending:- "Fire" (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown).
If you want to be an eDJ your local community college has new classes starting this January.
 
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As skyscrapers, condos and hotels get taller, one of the popular jobs now is Elevator Music DeeJay.

People want a knowledgeable person at the console while they are going to floors instead of listening to generic background elevator music.

Elevator Music DeeJays report that the two most requested songs are :-

(a) Ascending:- "Up Up And Away" (The 5th. Dimension)

(b) Descending:- "Fire" (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown).
A good E-DeeJay compensates for relativistic effects, due to acceleration, deceleration and changing gravity.
 
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This songbook inspired the keyboard parts on Skepticism's "Stormcrowfleet" album, which in turn inspired the entire funeral doom metal subgenre.
 
The most metal bass out there is without a doubt the Invalid Link Removed.
Stands to reason because:

1), even this model's name has the word "metal" in it. That alone makes it supremely metal.

2), it only has ONE GIANT FRET!

Yes, that's right. Take away that one fret and the rest of it is fretless, ie it is "fret less 1 metal fret". It's a French company, so things kind of get twisted in translation. It does indeed have but one fret, but one that covers the entire fingerboard!
Not only for metal, though, because that one fret is made out of "Delta Metal" — That's right, you can play Delta blues on this beaut!

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There is, however, a "downside" to having only one fret...


You only get one note per string (open string and fretted octave). So it behoves the player to plan ahead and tune quickly in between songs for whatever the next song's key is in, unless you're adept at tuning on the fly — for instance:
For a blues in E you may be tempted to use BEAD tuning so you've at least got all the roots of the chords, but in fact you'd want to tune that high string up, either:
BEAC# for the vi, say if you want to play with the rest of the band on a classic turn-around;
— OR
BEAF# so you have the ii, if you're doing a jazzier prog-metal "ii - V - I" blues turn-around.

So you can see there really is no downside. Keep it simple and easy to play.
Really, with four notes and their octaves you can play ANY song. Jaco was on the right track after all, a pity he wasn't able to hold on to this mortal coil long enough to see his dream come to fruition: His only mistake was to remove ALL the frets from his fingerboard, when all he needed was four strings — and ONE FRET!
 
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As skyscrapers, condos and hotels get taller, one of the popular jobs now is Elevator Music DeeJay.

People want a knowledgeable person at the console while they are going to floors instead of listening to generic background elevator music.

Elevator Music DeeJays report that the two most requested songs are :-

(a) Ascending:- "Up Up And Away" (The 5th. Dimension)

(b) Descending:- "Fire" (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown).

Surely "Down, down, deeper and down" or whatever it's called by Status Quo?
 
The most metal bass out there is without a doubt the Invalid Link Removed.
Stands to reason because:

1), even this model's name has the word "metal" in it. That alone makes it supremely metal.

2), it only has ONE GIANT FRET!

Yes, that's right. Take away that one fret and the rest of it is fretless, ie it is "fret less 1 metal fret". It's a French company, so things kind of get twisted in translation. It does indeed have but one fret, but one that covers the entire fingerboard!
Not only for metal, though, because that one fret is made out of "Delta Metal" — That's right, you can play Delta blues on this beaut!

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There is, however, a "downside" to having only one fret...


You only get one note per string (open string and fretted octave). So it behoves the player to plan ahead and tune quickly in between songs for whatever the next song's key is in, unless you're adept at tuning on the fly — for instance:
For a blues in E you may be tempted to use BEAD tuning so you've at least got all the roots of the chords, but in fact you'd want to tune that high string up, either:
BEAC# for the vi, say if you want to play with the rest of the band on a classic turn-around;
— OR
BEAF# so you have the ii, if you're doing a jazzier prog-metal "ii - V - I" blues turn-around.

So you can see there really is no downside. Keep it simple and easy to play.
Really, with four notes and their octaves you can play ANY song. Jaco was on the right track after all, a pity he wasn't able to hold on to this mortal coil long enough to see his dream come to fruition: His only mistake was to remove ALL the frets from his fingerboard, when all he needed was four strings — and ONE FRET!

This is why twelve string basses were developed... You have all the notes open, and the octaves.
 
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The most metal bass out there is without a doubt the Invalid Link Removed.
Stands to reason because:

1), even this model's name has the word "metal" in it. That alone makes it supremely metal.

2), it only has ONE GIANT FRET!

Yes, that's right. Take away that one fret and the rest of it is fretless, ie it is "fret less 1 metal fret". It's a French company, so things kind of get twisted in translation. It does indeed have but one fret, but one that covers the entire fingerboard!
Not only for metal, though, because that one fret is made out of "Delta Metal" — That's right, you can play Delta blues on this beaut!

View attachment 2805997
View attachment 2805998

There is, however, a "downside" to having only one fret...


You only get one note per string (open string and fretted octave). So it behoves the player to plan ahead and tune quickly in between songs for whatever the next song's key is in, unless you're adept at tuning on the fly — for instance:
For a blues in E you may be tempted to use BEAD tuning so you've at least got all the roots of the chords, but in fact you'd want to tune that high string up, either:
BEAC# for the vi, say if you want to play with the rest of the band on a classic turn-around;
— OR
BEAF# so you have the ii, if you're doing a jazzier prog-metal "ii - V - I" blues turn-around.

So you can see there really is no downside. Keep it simple and easy to play.
Really, with four notes and their octaves you can play ANY song. Jaco was on the right track after all, a pity he wasn't able to hold on to this mortal coil long enough to see his dream come to fruition: His only mistake was to remove ALL the frets from his fingerboard, when all he needed was four strings — and ONE FRET!

I hear that Tony Levin is having them build a new custom three string for his new gig with Status Quo.