Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Gianni "Orlandez" Orlati]

Last rosewood fretboards made by the Fender company before the CITES switch could actually yield flowers ...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Because 100>70. Units never matter. Ever.

Musically, all notes are created equally, except flats which are lesser and sharps which are greater.

All notes are created equal, but some are more equal than others. Four strings good, two strings bad. Unless you're a viola player, in which case no strings best.

 

[Drgonzonm]

No more foot long hot dogs,
No more inch worms
No more front side or back yards.

 

[Drgonzonm]

George Carlin made fun of seven word's because using them is sineful and if you heard them, and if you didn't confront the speaker, you were cosineful. If you were a musician, you are guilty of RMS. If you didn't know, you are guilty of wrms.

 

[Drgonzonm]

Flatlining in music, is playing one note only, flat.
Sharplining is using a pointy permanent marker on a lead sheets
Redlining is playing faster than 300bpm.
Lining is what protects your bass in its case.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Flatlining in music, is playing one note only, flat.
Sharplining is using a pointy permanent marker on a lead sheets
Redlining is playing faster than 300bpm.
Lining is what protects your bass in its case.

Headlining is wearing a funky hat on stage.

 

[Drgonzonm]

Backline is playing JS' classical music at rock, country metal, jazz concert.
Underlining is the practice of having and paying someone to stand in a que for you.

 

[Drgonzonm]

In physics, string theory was invented by a jazz bassist, who couldn't remember how to get from point a to point b in blues riff without forgetting half the roots, and all the 5ths.

 

[ZenG]

Metric,
No more foot long hotdogs
No more inch worms,
No more backyards,

About 20 revolutions around the sun ago, I worked with a Canadian engineer who complained about a 65mph speed limit sign outside Carlsbad NM, We drove too slow, I asked him him how fast the local highways were posted. He told me 100kph. So I told him most of the time we don't get ticketed until we exceed 70mph. . He said we still legally drive faster in Canada. Go figure.

There is no Canadian driver who stayed on or within a posted speed limit up here ever.

They all drive like crazed maniacs.

 

[Drgonzonm]

There is no Canadian driver who stayed on or within a posted speed limit up here ever.
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They all drive like crazed maniacs.

are you saying Canadian driver's are bi-polar because they are manic driver's effected by depressing fuel pedals?

 

[Jay2U]

That's bass a l'orange isn't it? Goes great with pan fried violas and blanched oboes.

Add some drumsticks and your meal is complete.

 

[Feral Feline]

And, if you add thyme, you'll never need a metronome.

All notes are created equal, but some are more equal than others. Four strings good, two strings bad. Unless you're a viola player, in which case no strings best.

I should've bought the farm a long time ago, could've cultivated some string-trees, fore the nut gathering, and pickup some tone that way.

Stringed instruments have to be tuned periodically, because the moon moves away from the earth by approximately one inch a year.

This is why string height as it relates to pickup height is so important. If you don't have a good balance between the pull of the pickups and the pull of the moon, you could create a standing string-wave that would then turn into feedback and knock the earth off its trajectory around the sun and cause a fatal crash into one of our solar systems' celestial bodies — or worse, go beyond and hit some other universal spheroid. Holy Toledo!

Yeah, super-important stuff to consider as a bass player, since we have more pull.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I should've bought the farm a long time ago, could've cultivated some string-trees, fore the nut gathering, and pickup some tone that way.




This is why string height as it relates to pickup height is so important. If you don't have a good balance between the pull of the pickups and the pull of the moon, you could create a standing string-wave that would then turn into feedback and knock the earth off its trajectory around the sun and cause a fatal crash into one of our solar systems' celestial bodies — or worse, go beyond and hit some other universal spheroid. Holy Toledo!

Yeah, super-important stuff to consider as a bass player, since we have more pull.

Pink Floyd tried to set the controls for the heart of the sun.

 

[Pbassmanca]

I should've bought the farm a long time ago, could've cultivated some string-trees, fore the nut gathering, and pickup some tone that way.




This is why string height as it relates to pickup height is so important. If you don't have a good balance between the pull of the pickups and the pull of the moon, you could create a standing string-wave that would then turn into feedback and knock the earth off its trajectory around the sun and cause a fatal crash into one of our solar systems' celestial bodies — or worse, go beyond and hit some other universal spheroid. Holy Toledo!

Yeah, super-important stuff to consider as a bass player, since we have more pull.

And yet we still earn a paltry 100 dollars a night.......

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Remember, nut gathering should be done in May, apparently. If you order a nut when there is an R in the month, it may negatively affect tone.

 

[ZenG]

are you saying Canadian driver's are bi-polar because they are manic driver's effected by depressing fuel pedals?

That and they listen to too many Rush records..

 

[-Asdfgh-]

That and they listen to too many Rush records..

Too many? Not possible, so obviously misinformation!

 

[Jay2U]

Remember, nut gathering should be done in May, apparently. If you order a nut when there is an R in the month, it may negatively affect tone.

Except if you're living on the southern hemisphere.

 

[nitrobrother]

That and they listen to too many Rush records..

Actually they listen to too many Gordon Lightfoot records, but they can be redeemed if they listen to Amanda Marshall.

 

[PillO]

Actually they listen to too many Gordon Lightfoot records, but they can be redeemed if they listen to Amanda Marshall.

Amanda Marshall is the true genius behind Marshall Amplifiers. Jim Marshall was just a figurehead in the misogynistic power tube amplifier business.