Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PillO]

Leo Fender, inventor of the Telecaster and Stratocaster was a amazing guitarist

Both the Stratocaster and Telecaster were misspelled. They were intended to be spelled Stratocastor and Telecastor. They were based on hollow-body designs that were then stuffed with beaver pelts to make them less resonant.

 

[rtslinger]

Researchers found that when jazz musicians improvise, their brains turn off areas linked to self-censoring which leads to heavy drinking

 

[PillO]

Finland has the least heavy metal bands per capita than any other country in the world. drool

But, the metal bands that they do have are far heavier than most other metal bands. Heaviness per capita is actually the same as other countries. This demonstrates the conservation of mass principle in music.

 

[rtslinger]

But, the metal bands that they do have are far heavier than most other metal bands. Heaviness per capita is actually the same as other countries. This demonstrates the conservation of mass principle in music.

shhhh this is mis-imformation obviously my statement is false

 

[rtslinger]

My mom played heavy metal guitar for her baptist church group's radio station back in 1950's

 

[rtslinger]

Doctors at the University of Medicine announced today that by the year 2021 Acoustic Metal will be the Metal of choice for the upcoming Metal players and listeners this will be brought about by kids getting the message about loud music and hearing loss. When asked about how they felt about this change today's players and listeners all respond the same
HUH? WHAT?

 

[Jay2U]

Finland has the least heavy metal bands per capita than any other country in the world. drool

There are far more black metal bands, because they all followed the Stones' advice to paint it black.

 

[rtslinger]

Cairo egypt
The Sphinx was opened today Cairo official reported to reveal an ancient scroll which when opened to everyone surprise it did reveal the answer on everyone's lips why are we here, but it was the handwritten drawing of the first ever electric bass guitar, which Ancient Astronaut Theorist believe was left here in the not too distant past by aliens who have visited our planet. Is is possible Leo Fender was able communicate with these beings and was given these plans to build the first commercially successful electric bass guitar? Ancient Astronaut Theorist say yes.

 

[Aberdumbie]

Sure... Lift the ground lug. Ground loop is fictitious term invented by the corporate types so they could sell more copper. Don't pay it any attention.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Cairo egypt
The Sphinx was opened today Cairo official reported to reveal an ancient scroll which when opened to everyone surprise it did reveal the answer on everyone's lips why are we here, but it was the handwritten drawing of the first ever electric bass guitar, which Ancient Astronaut Theorist believe was left here in the not too distant past by aliens who have visited our planet. Is is possible Leo Fender was able communicate with these beings and was given these plans to build the first commercially successful electric bass guitar? Ancient Astronaut Theorist say yes.

Leo is actually L.E.O - Low Earth Orbit.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

But, the metal bands that they do have are far heavier than most other metal bands. Heaviness per capita is actually the same as other countries. This demonstrates the conservation of mass principle in music.

No, it's conservation of momentum. If the band rushes around the stage they are thin. If they don't move, they are big. Also if one of the band runs around less, one of the others has to eat more pies.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

There are far more black metal bands, because they all followed the Stones' advice to paint it black.

In Seattle they play grey metal to match the predominant weather. It might catch on the UK.

 

[ZenG]

Leo Fender is my next door neighbor. Wait 'til you see what he's working on right now..

 

[Jay2U]

Leo Fender is my next door neighbor. Wait 'til you see what he's working on right now..

Where Leo is they play harps. So maybe he's working on an electric bass harp?

 

[Boristhespyder]

In honor of George Carlin:

The following statement is true.

The previous statement was false.

 

[Feral Feline]

Well that was non-musical.

 

[Justinvs]

Little known fact: when juvenile wolves howl at the moon, they often harmonize the opening bars to Smoke On The Water.

 

[ZenG]

Where Leo is they play harps. So maybe he's working on an electric bass harp?

No. This is a different Leo.
He builds those windmill lawn ornaments that look like Geese with the rotating wings.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Where Leo is they play harps. So maybe he's working on an electric bass harp?

Jamerson, standing across the room with arms folded, smoked three and a half cigarettes while coolly watching Carole Kaye play a perfect part on the Fender Electric Bass Harp during the Bernadette recording........

 

[PillO]

Little known fact: when juvenile wolves howl at the moon, they often harmonize the opening bars to Smoke On The Water.

Smoke on the Water was written by Ritchie Blackmore about his childhood friend Walter. Walter was not academically inclined and eventually became a firefighter. The original chorus was:
Slow motion Walter....
The fire engine guy