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Let's spread some musical misinformation
- Thread starter pklima
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'Don't a WAIT till your a behind' famous quote from Italian guitarist, Som a Moore a!
I always thought it was because he had trouble counting, and that he was actually saying, "One and, uh, two and, uh, three". A little known fact - counting to start the music was invented by Count Basie.
But, that was not the origin of his name. He was in fact he was Spanish nobility - Count of La Conquista
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Then Leo came along and quickly changed the design. He removed the frets and adapted the body for upright playing.
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The Post about Tutmarc was incomplete, that's all.
Tutmarc was trying to develop the ultimate lap-steel, 'cause he was constantly being drowned out by the rest of his band. In his blind rage-quest for vengeance, revenge, and re-vengenance against his bandmates, he failed to realise he got his lap-steel stem-cell growth serum mixed up with his wife's plant-food formula which she'd been using to tend to the lab's plants (trying to give the lair a more homey touch). The Steel Growth Serum and Cellulose Food Formula DNA streams crossed, and we all know what happens when you cross the streams...
It was likely the total protonic reversal that actually created the fretted bass monster, nobody could've predicted the results of a bass so bad, so evil that it would take over the world of music and beyond.
Or ... wait, no! Could it be? He knew ... maybe ... ALL ALOn—AIAIAIAAIIAIAEEEUUGGHHH — NO?! PLEASE STOP! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING! NOBODY ON THE FORUM WOULD BELIEVE ME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CAT PLEEEE
Tutmarc was trying to develop the ultimate lap-steel, 'cause he was constantly being drowned out by the rest of his band. In his blind rage-quest for vengeance, revenge, and re-vengenance against his bandmates, he failed to realise he got his lap-steel stem-cell growth serum mixed up with his wife's plant-food formula which she'd been using to tend to the lab's plants (trying to give the lair a more homey touch). The Steel Growth Serum and Cellulose Food Formula DNA streams crossed, and we all know what happens when you cross the streams...
It was likely the total protonic reversal that actually created the fretted bass monster, nobody could've predicted the results of a bass so bad, so evil that it would take over the world of music and beyond.
Or ... wait, no! Could it be? He knew ... maybe ... ALL ALOn—AIAIAIAAIIAIAEEEUUGGHHH — NO?! PLEASE STOP! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING! NOBODY ON THE FORUM WOULD BELIEVE ME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CAT PLEEEE
I believe that was Mr. Misinformation,and I call henanigans!!!!!! I say,bit of bad play there on some blokes part!
Where's your broom?
From the listing, "Analog pedals like the TS-9 are similar to tube amps, speakers and passive guitar pickups-they "mature" with age and sound better as they get older."
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Shhhh Keep a lid on it. I thought it was top-shelf stuff, but... Sorry, in retrospect, I know, I crossed the Mason Line... I'm in a pickle what to do about it, might contact the Vatican...
Yeah, I can see how you'd be in a jam there. At least you're on the Ball, right? It's kinda spooky, though - paraffinormal? OK, the last one was weak, saints preserve us from any more! I was gonna use funny jokes but these got pectin stead.
