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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Alex Lifeson is actually an animatronic puppet that Geddy Lee uses to play guitar.

Alexandar Zivojinovich, or 'Alex Lifeson' as he is known to his fans, changed his name because he was besieged all his life with tragedy and bad luck. So much so that his father repeatedly told him 'That's life, son'.
He firstly adopted his father's saying as his own mantra, then he shortened it and it became his 'surname' - Lifeson.
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Haven't we all felt like screaming at an art show? Or at Yoko Ono. Or one of Yoko Ono's art shows?

This reminds me of something I realized at some point in my musical training, we ran out of good ideas and have now resorted to just screaming into microphones and calling it "music".

The beginning of my realization started when I took piano lessons. I had a very engaging instructor that would take numerous asides from teaching me how to play piano to explain the history of music, the mechanical construction of the piano, and some theoretical aspects of music. I also realized at some point that these asides were impacting my actual lessons but he didn't seem to care too much, that his specialty was effectively teaching music teachers how to teach music, and that I was not going to be any kind of piano virtuoso. But anyway, back to the point.

I picked up here and there that before about the year 1700 music was quite primitive. There was no standardization in how musical instruments were tuned, built, or played. There was no standard in how music was written, not that it mattered much because few people could even read or write. Every musician was basically starting over with only what they could learn from a mentor, and anything they developed would be lost unless it found it's way into the mind of another student of theirs with equal or greater talent.

With the Renaissance we saw the development of the clockwork metronome, stringed instruments started to become standardized and kind-of/sort-of mass produced, the piano was developed, among other technological advances. What was, in my mind at least, the greatest means for music to advance was a standard means to write down music. Up until this point there was very little concept of a musical "note", just higher and lower in pitch and some very haphazard ways of marking this on paper to help musicians remember what was once only passed by oral tradition. While the printing press had existed for some time at this point the number of people that could actually read increased rapidly. This improved musical talent happening at a time technology improved was not merely coincidental, fewer talented musicians died from starvation or freezing to death and had enough of an education to write things down in a way that someone else could read.

Another side note is that at about this time in history we saw the first of what would be called a bass instrument. Anything bigger than a cello didn't really exist up until about 1700 because few had the technology to create something that could be so large, hold a string, and not collapse under the tension. Given that few people grew to be taller than five feet before 1700, from widespread malnutrition, was likely a factor too.

Once we had some standard instruments, a standard means to note music, people able to read, and people having enough food that they could devote some time to education, music developed rather quickly. Each generation could experiment and pass this down to the next. Music became more melodic, complex, and generally "musical". We saw the "classical" periods of music in this time with Baroque from the late 1600s, Classical in the 1700s, Romantic in the 1800s. Each period building on the one before.

And then "modern" music happened in the early 1900s.

Once musicians discovered most every means by which our brains found beauty in music there was not much left to discover. Modern music was trying to find something "new" but merely ended up being "novel" to the listener. By that I mean this was music that was likely already tried before, and rightfully discarded before being written down, as much of this had an ability to induce pain upon the listeners. Music started to become noted for its randomness, distressing chords, and going outside the now long established 12 note chromatic scale.

I'm not saying all music created beyond 1920 was "bad". What was bad was the music that deviated from the discoveries and theories made up to about 1900. There's a lot of ways to make good music if it stayed within those bounds that had been established up to about 1920. But this musical decline could not stop there.

Then "postmodern" music happened.

This is what brings us back to Yoko Ono. Postmodern music peaked in about 1920 to 1970 and took the bad ideas created in the modern period and brought it to another level, and Yoko Ono was a student of this school of thought. Improvisation was embraced in some of the late pre-modern (if that makes sense) musical era of the early 1900s but there were always limits from what was learned through history. Modern music pushed those limits, and postmodern music just balled them up and tossed them in the round can.

From postmodern music we get such "music" as Yoko Ono screaming in a microphone in what is supposed to be a building that houses pieces of artistic value.

Not all of the above is misinformation.
 
Jaco Pastorius was the greatest bass guitarist to ever have lived. He greatly influenced all bass players that came after him. Every present-day bassist owes him a debt of gratitude for completely defining the instrument. His playing changed the playing of the bass guitar in all genres all over the world for all time.
Which was clearly reflected in Lemmy's style.
 
Scientists have been working for over a century to understand and apply quantum mechanics. On their way to success they encountered a hiatus, the bass guitar. Normally the uncertainty principle deals with observation. So if we don't look, the state of the object is unknown. As soon as we observe, the state becomes fixed. This implies that a bass player who doesn't look at the fingerboard doesn't no which note he plays. In practice, however, bassists who don't (have to) look, know darn well what note they're playing.
 
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Scientists have been working for over a century to understand and apply quantum mechanics. On their way to success they encountered a hiatus, the bass guitar. Normally the uncertainty principle deals with observation. So if we don't look, the state of the object is unknown. As soon as we observe, the state becomes fixed. This implies that a bass player who doesn't look at the fingerboard doesn't no which note he plays. In practice, however, bassists who don't (have to) look, know darn well what note they're playing.

I would say they know which note they are going for... whether it is actually obtained is a matter of probability.
 
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Once the note is played it can be heard, which is a form of observation. The uncertainty, however, varies widely with the bassist's hearing skills.

The lower the note, the harder it is to hear, so more likely that it will be out of tune, but less likely anyone will notice. This is why if the sound engineer turns your bass into a sine wave you should rejoice, as now as long as you get the timing right, since pitch no longer matters, it will be fine.
 
Carlos Santana has had his fingerprints removed from his retting hand so his fingers glide on he strings more--but when he tried to find a bass player who woudl do this they all slid off stage & so he gave up that idea...
 
I would say they know which note they are going for... whether it is actually obtained is a matter of probability.
This is why bass players sometimes use a fretless. If they are unable to obtain the note they want, they slide around the neck till the proper note is found. Jaco was so good at this, nobody suspected he was untrained. So good in fact,we still consider him one of the best.
 
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Once the note is played it can be heard, which is a form of observation. The uncertainty, however, varies widely with the bassist's hearing skills.
If a cat was locked in a box with a bass guitar, the notes he plays are both correct/incorrect as long as th ecat remains isolated. However, once the box is opened the cat is offered a recording contract, goes on tour and is never seen again, which begs the question: did the cat ever truly exist?

Science marches on!
 
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If a cat was locked in a box with a bass guitar, the notes he plays are both correct/incorrect as long as th ecat remains isolated. However, once the box is opened the cat is offered a recording contract, goes on tour and is never seen again, which begs the question: did the cat ever truly exist?
Yes it did. In fact there were more. Here's proof.
 
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If a cat was locked in a box with a bass guitar, the notes he plays are both correct/incorrect as long as th ecat remains isolated. However, once the box is opened the cat is offered a recording contract, goes on tour and is never seen again, which begs the question: did the cat ever truly exist?

Science marches on!
YES he did! He was "FRITZ THE CAT"! :D
 
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