Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

Gene Simmons was the only famous person to play a Gibson bass and Gibson owns Guitar Center (actually just read that in another thread)

Gibson and Guitar Center both are super. The revenue of both is booming.

 

[ZenG]

Female Gibson bass players are instantly recognizable...

 

[Jay2U]

I was told this is misinformation...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

If you play

I was told this is misinformation...
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The misinformation is that you say it is misinformation!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

It has been announced that Barry Gibb, of Bee Gees fame, in conjunction with his firstborn, is in talks to rescue a major US guitar manufacturers, currently in trouble. It will be rebranded Gibb&son.

 

[ZenG]

Gibson announced today that they have nothing to say, are looking forward to the weekend off and that quite frankly they don't like Mondays.

 

[jamro217]

Female Gibson bass players are instantly recognizable...

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Is that Debbie Gibson?

 

[Bad azz tone]

That wouldn't happen if you used tube watts instead of solid state watts, everyone knows tube watts are stronger.

Watt?

 

[Bad azz tone]

I'm playing a six stringed, SSS (super short scale) soprano bass at left.

I say old boy, would that not be an ssssss?
(SixStringsupershortscalesoprano)

 

[Pops OB]

I say old boy, would that not be an ssssss?
(SixStringsupershortscalesoprano)

Indeed, it is!

 

[Stumbo]

Neil Young is updating his songs for modern times and is writing a song about being in love with an A I robot. The song is called Synonym Girl.

Yes...and "Old Man Take A Look At My iPod 8"..plus "The Virus And The Damage Done"..

I think you're on to something.

I just heard that Chicago is going to rewrite 25 or 6 to 4.

They're getting older so now it's going to be 25 or 6 to 9. About the time they either get ready for bed or wake up in the morning.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I think you're on to something.

I just heard that Chicago is going to rewrite 25 or 6 to 4.

They're getting older so now it's going to be 25 or 6 to 9. About the time they either get ready for bed or wake up in the morning.

Genesis is to update 'Watcher of the Skies' as 'Watcher of the Sky Sports (Coverage of the Winter Olympics)'. 'Selling England by the Pound' to be renamed 'Selling England for Pennies on the Pound' after Brexit.

 

[Boristhespyder]

I think you're on to something.

I just heard that Chicago is going to rewrite 25 or 6 to 4.

They're getting older so now it's going to be 25 or 6 to 9. About the time they either get ready for bed or wake up in the morning.

And Paul Simon is about to release My IPhone: “I got an IPhone camera, I love to take the photographs, Momma don’t take my IPhone away....”.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I hear Elvis (definitely not dead) will be releasing "Heartbreak AirBnB" and "In the up-and-coming, gentrifying area".

 

[Boristhespyder]

In the future, all music will be written on a supercomputer that uses an algorithm simulating one million monkeys at typewriters with an overlay of every scale and chord to avoid an accidental rewriting of the complete works of Shakespeare. “Live” performances will be done by androids with flash modules of every concert in history. Woodstock is not yet ready as the algorithm for all the drug trips keeps crashing the system.

 

[ZenG]

Woodstock had the best tone for live performances.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

To get a brown tone, as much as possible of your gear, including clothing, should be brown.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

In the future, all music will be written on a supercomputer that uses an algorithm simulating one million monkeys at typewriters with an overlay of every scale and chord to avoid an accidental rewriting of the complete works of Shakespeare. “Live” performances will be done by androids with flash modules of every concert in history. Woodstock is not yet ready as the algorithm for all the drug trips keeps crashing the system.

Stop giving Dan Brown ideas, although for a Dan Brown book, the music would need to be opposed by the Church.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

You can get the backwards guitar sound on Beatles records if you use upstrokes where you'd normally use downstrokes and vice versa.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Cage's estate is suing Simon and Garfunkel over The Sound of Silence, contending it is simply an excerpt of 4'33 with a pop tune in the background.