Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PillO]

For heavy metal any poisoned water will do fine.

Or boiling lead.

For death metal, the blood of your enemies.

 

[Jay2U]

For death metal, the blood of your enemies.

Poisoned vomit for this genre?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

For folk music, water from any river from Ireland.

For prog rock, water from anywhere with elves, or the Topographic Oceans.

 

[mrjim123]

For polka, ANY German beer, as long as it's served by a Frau like this one. Good things come in pairs!

 

[Count Bassie]

For polka, ANY German beer, as long as it's served by a Frau like this one. Good things come in pairs!

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This is misinformation??

 

[mrjim123]

This is misinformation??

Oops, wrong photo! Here's the correct one:

 

[Count Bassie]

Oops, wrong photo! Here's the correct one:

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Mhm.

 

[TH63]

I apologize in advance for this one.

The Captain and Tennille had a daughter they named Gillian. She married, thereby becoming Gillian Anderson, and became a successful actress, starring in the popular TV show "The X Files". Later she opened a store in LA that specialized in mascara, fake eyelashes, etc. She named the store "Gillian's Eye Land".

Wasn't there an animal abuse scandal involving muskrats?

 

[Feral Feline]

Liberace penned the Gilligan's Island theme with Elton John, both used nom de plumes with invisible ink to which the producers of the show had to apply lemon juice to reveal the lyrics and staves of notes.

 

[Jay2U]

For polka, ANY German beer, as long as it's served by a Frau like this one. Good things come in pairs!

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Silicon Valley?

 

[mrjim123]

Silicon Valley - most likely. I think I saw her on an episode of Twin Peaks once.

 

[Jay2U]

The singer of my band likes the bassist most.

 

[mrjim123]

Yeah, but she's looking at ME right now, not you.

 

[Feral Feline]

Daft Punk penned a tune about bass playing called "Get Plucky", but there was a typo and in the rush to go to the printers to correct it, Nile Rogers' dog got out ... they were too late to the printer and wound up searching for the dog the whole night. So they scrapped the original lyrics completely and changed them to be about that terrible night of looking for Rogers' dog, Lucky.

They never did find the dog.

 

[mrjim123]

But did they get lucky?

 

[Jay2U]

Yeah, but she's looking at ME right now, not you.

Yeah I know, as she told me, but I won't repeat what she said.

 

[Jay2U]

I own a Rickenbacker 4003 that sounds 100% like a Fender P-Bass.

 

[Bad azz tone]

I own a Rickenbacker 4003 that sounds 100% like a Fender P-Bass.

Wow! I have a GMC SIERRA that sounds like a DODGE RAM. What are the odds of that?

 

[Jay2U]

Wow! I have a GMC SIERRA that sounds like a DODGE RAM. What are the odds of that?

I got one that looks like a Dodge Ram.

 

[Jay2U]

Ten more gigs and I'll be a millionaire.