Oh, c'mon. You expect us to believe that? The thread is about musical misinformation, not fairy tales.
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Let's spread some musical misinformation
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"Once upon a time there was a really intelligent musician. He was a percussionist, but because he was both humble and affable, he preferred to be called a drummer. After a gig one night he had an amazing conversation with the bassist in the band." STOP! Still don't buy it.
That doesn't usually happen to keyboardists. It's more of a danger for quarterbacks of fantasy football teams.
And former member of thrash metal band Sleigher.
Our keys IS an orc, but he prefers to add a *D* in front of all that.
DORC, or more commonly, "dork."
Actually, Fred is a great guy and I've known him since forever, but he's still a dork. But then, so are we all....
Oh, wait. This isn't misinformation.
our keyboard player was killed in a terrible gardening accident - as was the keyboardist before him
Fender's 2020 basses will carry a label, reading: "Warranty void if played beyond the 5th fret".
The least common percussion instrument in the symphony orchestra is the bass triangle. It is held in place by an industrial winch and struck with a tire iron. Due to its uncontrollable sustain, the bass triangle is usually used for emphasis on the last note of a composition (which usually turns out to be the last selection played during a concert, too, as the audience runs blindly towards the nearest exit while screaming in agony).
my Grandmother started playing the triangle on an old Conestoga chuckwagon along the Western trail before she was discovered by "Billy Magnal and his Wild Tringles" way back in ough-9.... but that was how it was done back then ....
