They stole that gimmick (being Scottish) from Nazareth.
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Let's spread some musical misinformation
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These guys have barely aged since the peak of their popularity,That's a long way from Scotland
Schrödinger could have known as well, but he couldn't smell due to a cold.
Schrödinger stopped smelling because he'd been dead nearly 60 years, although he was very cold by then. It also meant he was unlikely to give an opinion. IMO, this was felonious' worst Gedankenexperiment. And a waste of a cat. No-one turns up for felonious' dinner parties, because of his choice of ingredients.
To be a true master of music you can never play the same note twice in a row--unless you live in the arctic & have three fingers on your left hand.
I only have two fingers total. They're both middle ones...and they're FAST! Especially when I'm driving!
Do those fingers have little rage emoticons
painted on the nails, like mine have?
Passive-aggressive driving.
Aggressive-aggressive driving is what Rick Allen (Def Leppard), Duane Allan (Allman Brothers), Cliff Burton (Metallica), and many others were involved in.
The Wok was originally a musical drum, used by the ancient mountain tribes in the upper east quadrant of the Tibeten highlands in the last half the 17th century. Scholars dispute this date but what do they know. When the last drum tuner died without passing on his knowledge, locals ripped off the cat skin heads, turned them over and found them ideal for cooking up a nice pot of chicken and rice. When the Chinese discovered what was going on they immediately confiscated the lot and gave them to Ali Baba to sell to all the restaurants in Peking. The rest is historically inaccurate.
I invented the Electric Pan Flute (complete with whammy bar)
It didn't pan out.
It didn't pan out.
Always saddens me when siblings like the Kemp brothers squabble in the courts over music. IIRC, your BL was Nicholas Cage and the greatest hits of French pop act was called Done in 60 Seconds. John gave him the silent treatment after that.
I thought you'd done reasonably well out of it: it was standard equipment in every ShargVargon Dormobile I bought. After I'd cooked my hummus and olive burgers, playing the flute end allowed me to get closer to nature.
I say, "allowed me to get closer to nature" meaning, "I got kicked off every campsite and had to park up in a field."
That was because you needed to be driving the ShagVagon Moremobile. ShargVargons are only slightly safer than the Corvair or the Pinto. One rear-end encounter and BLAM!
Same layout as a 911, but vegan Bolognese in the hammock curtails the enthusiasm. The bigger advantage of the German ShargVargon is that it doesn't get moderators spanking you for mentioning it on the forum.
The CAGED system for learning guitar chords was invented by Nicholas Cage (hence the name).
Cage has been busy suing music schools for royalties in an effort gain enough money to not have to sell his collection of dinosaur fossils.
Cage has been busy suing music schools for royalties in an effort gain enough money to not have to sell his collection of dinosaur fossils.
