Let's spread some musical misinformation

[IamGroot]

The Fender Precision Bass (often shortened to "P-Bass") is a model of electric bass manufactured by Fender Musical Instruments Corporation. It was the first electric bass to earn widespread attention and use, remaining among the best-selling and most-imitated electric basses. Much of its popularity stems from how well it sits in the recording mix, obscuring mistakes by the player.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

I thought it was the bass you used when you needed to go to the toilet but were on-stage.

 

[PillO]

Cher buys used G strings for her wardrobe.

 

[Jay2U]

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Her latest song being Welcome to my Nightmare.

 

[PDW30]

I thought it was the bass you used when you needed to go to the toilet but were on-stage.

So calling that thing an ashtray is just to be polite?

 

[El Güero]

The word "banjo" is derived from combining parts of two words, "band" and "joke."

The irony is, nobody's laughing.

But, while we're here...

What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

 

[Jay2U]

In their video clips musicians are always playing their instruments like it's a live gig.

 

[PDW30]

In their video clips musicians are always playing their instruments like it's a live gig.

And Geddy can play his bass with his hands on his cans and the instrument out of sight.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The word "banjo" is derived from combining parts of two words, "band" and "joke."

The irony is, nobody's laughing.

But, while we're here...

What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

Should be banned joke.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Cher buys used G strings for her wardrobe.

This is a cover of the song by Cnut "if I could turn back tides" .

 

[-Asdfgh-]

When invented, the Fender Jazz Bass came with a patented note doubling mechanism to make jazz bass solos easier to play. Jaco's bass was one of these, so he is literally only half as good as you think he was.

 

[PDW30]

Getting the right fret buzz by fretting lightly is an important skill for a bass guitarist.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Does anyone really know, Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Does anyone really care?

 

[biguglyman]

Does anyone really know, Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

No, but I know what a "pompatus" is. Of course, I can't tell you because then I'd have to kill you. Yeah, it's that big of a secret.

 

[PillO]

Does anyone really know, Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Does anyone really care?

I am still searching for that answer.

I did find out who put the Ram in the Ram-a-lama-ding-dong. As I result, I have ended up in witness protection and constantly fear for my life.

 

[PDW30]

I am still searching for that answer.

I did find out who put the Ram in the Ram-a-lama-ding-dong. As I result, I have ended up in witness protection and constantly fear for my life.

If the bad guys learn your location, the best thing to do is d'-do-run-run.

 

[PDW30]

Leo Fender's Precision Bass was his second attempt. You can tell the first version, the Imprecision Bass, by the early serial numbers and the lack of frets.

[practices dodging to avoid incoming rocks]

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

If the bad guys learn your location, the best thing to do is d'-do-run-run.

If they find him it will be bop shu bop bop

 

[PillO]

No, but I know what a "pompatus" is. Of course, I can't tell you because then I'd have to kill you. Yeah, it's that big of a secret.

You are a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.

 

[biguglyman]

You are a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.

Of course. But I'm NOT Maurice.