Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Leigh Semmens]

, the Stonecutters being a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Illuminati.

That's just a story put out by the Freemasons to divert you from the fact that it is really they, who run the world.

 

[PillO]

IF I spend the money and buy everything EXACTLY like what my Bass Hero __________ _______________ uses, I'll sound exactly like him, I'll have THAT tone ! ! ! Yippppeeee ! ! ! !

That's a lie! None of that is misinformation, it's true, I tell ya!

It is misinformation in limited circumstances. To sound like Billy Sheehan, you must also join the Church of Scientology and reach Operating Thetan level 3.

 

[PillO]

Active basses are just a scam by the 9V Battery Marketing Board to sell batteries. The batteries are just connected across a resistor to gradually drain them. They are actually passive basses and the preamps are dummy circuits promoted by the OpAmp Marketing Board to sell operational amplifiers that failed quality control. It's all part of the Stonecutters plot to sell more electronic components, the Stonecutters being a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Illuminati.

And the Illuminati are owned by the Rand Corporation, which in turn is owned by XXXXXXXXXXXX REDACTED BY MODERATOR

 

[J Wilson]

It is misinformation in limited circumstances. To sound like Billy Sheehan, you must also join the Church of Scientology and reach Operating Thetan level 3.

When I was in the Alembic community, I once got to play a Stanley Clarke 'Brown Bass', the 30" four similar to his.

Despite this being very close to his axes, my 'School Days' still just wasn't all that.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

And the Illuminati are owned by the Rand Corporation, which in turn is owned by XXXXXXXXXXXX REDACTED BY MODERATOR

Are you saying that they are all owned by TalkBass?

 

[Bonecat]

All of your TalkBass are belong to us…

 

[zontar]

Bass players never need to change keys
And oddly--neither do keyboard players...

 

[NZBassman]

when a Banjo dies and goes to heaven - it comes back as an Accordion

 

[PillO]

when a Banjo dies and goes to heaven - it comes back as an Accordion

Every time a drummer hits the snare, a banjo is born...


Apologies to everyone involved in It's a Wonderful Life.

 

[PDW30]

When I was in the Alembic community, I once got to play a Stanley Clarke 'Brown Bass', the 30" four similar to his.

Despite this being very close to his axes, my 'School Days' still just wasn't all that.

You men it isn't all about buying the right bass?

 

[J Wilson]

You men it isn't all about buying the right bass?

Brother, believe me, it's all about buying the wrong bass.

 

[PDW30]

Brother, believe me, it's all about buying the wrong bass.

Thanks - I'll use that as an excuse every time I make a mistake. 'D*mn, I should have bought an XYZ. I'll stop practicing and look on the web to see where they're for sale.'

 

[Jay2U]

Every time a drummer hits the snare, a banjo is born...

Every time a lead guitar player tunes their guitar, a kazoo dies.

 

[PillO]

Every time a lead guitar player tunes their guitar, a kazoo dies.

And that is why there are so many kazoos in the world.

 

[PillO]

Neil Peart's favourite colour was green. He wrote extensively about green things, songs such as Green Barchetta and Green Sector A. However, Geddy Lee was concerned that such songs would blend into the musical landscape and changed the lyrics to red anytime there was green.

 

[zontar]

Neil Peart's favourite colour was green. He wrote extensively about green things, songs such as Green Barchetta and Green Sector A. However, Geddy Lee was concerned that such songs would blend into the musical landscape and changed the lyrics to red anytime there was green.

SO you "read" that somewhere?

 

[PDW30]

SO you "read" that somewhere?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Neil Peart's favourite colour was green. He wrote extensively about green things, songs such as Green Barchetta and Green Sector A. However, Geddy Lee was concerned that such songs would blend into the musical landscape and changed the lyrics to red anytime there was green.

I heard Lifeson was red with envy over Neil's way with words.

 

[PillO]

I heard Lifeson was red with envy over Neil's way with words.

Blah, blah, blah.

 

[zontar]

Horn Players are paid by the breath--which explains how some of them play...