Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

if you give a drummer food, drinks and compliments - it doesn't make them a better drummer

Pat them on the shoulder to get some short term result.

 

[Jay2U]

Yamaha are developing a delay pedal for speeding drummers. The bassist will be in control of this pedal.

 

[Jay2U]

As I understand it, DC just produces endless droning with no real point.

Like a drummer does?

 

[Drredplate]

Audiophiles have complained that cutting off at such a low frequency is bound to affect negatively stereo imaging, blurring frequencies and complicating the sense of depth in recordings of classics such as The Birdy Song and Agadoo.

To get proper stereo imaging the speakers cables must be at least 2cm in diameter made of niobium titanium alloy . They must be cooled to at least 10 degrees above absolute zero using liquid helium in a jacket of liquid nitrogen so as to super conduct. You can really hear the difference when you play these tracks with this type of cable

 

[Jay2U]

To get proper stereo imaging the speakers cables must be at least 2cm in diameter made of niobium titanium alloy . They must be cooled to at least 10 degrees above absolute zero using liquid helium in a jacket of liquid nitrogen so as to super conduct. You can really hear the difference when you play these tracks with this type of cable

...and feel the difference when you touch the cable.

 

[pklima]

I bet you're too chicken to lick that cable.

 

[edward bloom]

I bet you're too chicken to lick that cable.

 

[Jay2U]

Thin cables are no problem for basses. For guitars, however, they should be avoided as chords have to be squeezed through.

 

[Chickenwheels]

Definition of “Pocket”: when the tempo gets sympathetically slower by an almost imperceptible degree.

 

[Jay2U]

Definition of “Pocket”: when the tempo gets sympathetically slower by an almost imperceptible degree.

Pocket Rocket is the term for a sudden restoration of the tempo.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Thin cables are no problem for basses. For guitars, however, they should be avoided as chords have to be squeezed through.

If you like to play reggae or anything else with a 'fat bottom' you either need thicker cables or use the thun ones and just turn the treble down on the amp

 

[Jay2U]

If you like to play reggae or anything else with a 'fat bottom' you either need thicker cables or use the thun ones and just turn the treble down on the amp

Alternatively, play an acoustic bass.

 

[definenredefine]

Like a drummer does?

Jeebus, so much drummer hate!

 

[Jay2U]

Jeebus, so much drummer hate!

Nope, we love em because we can make fun of them.

 

[Drredplate]

Coaxial cables are used so that the electrons spin and go into the jack socket quicker the same as a bath plug

 

[Jay2U]

The higher the frequency, the thinner the strings, the bigger the ego.

 

[Jay2U]

Coaxial cables are used so that the electrons spin and go into the jack socket quicker the same as a bath plug

Any recommended pedal to unspin the electrons before entering the amp?

 

[Drredplate]

Any recommended pedal to unspin the electrons before entering the amp?

You need a turd polishing pedal to do this. Obviously in Australia you need the pedal designed for the Southern Hemisphere

 

[PDW30]

Thin cables are no problem for basses. For guitars, however, they should be avoided as chords have to be squeezed through.

The thinner the cable the better the bass sounds. The best sound comes when you plug unconnected coax plugs into the bass and the amp without any cable at all. This is true - ask any lead guitarist.

 

[definenredefine]

You need a turd polishing pedal to do this. Obviously in Australia you need the pedal designed for the Southern Hemisphere

That would be the Coriolis pedal.